By Invitation Only

[retiredTxfeeder]

Everyone please be sure and hold onto something throughout your workday. I'd hate for someone to come across that "bump" in service that corporate is warning about and have you fall down and skin your knee.

 

[Turdferguson]

I still remember a woman’s face when I brought the Barbie power wheels Jeep the year we failed, on the 26th. I know last minute probably, but still not a good feeling.

How do you function worrying about stuff like that? If you personally can't control it why worry about it?

 

[Turdferguson]

Years ago when I first started I was taught that if it was an obvious Christmas present like a Barbie Power Wheels Jeep to hide it from the kids and get Mom or Dad to come out so that we could put in their garage.

Now I just leave them by the door and move on to the next stop.

Even I am not that big of a D*. How much extra time would it take to make sure a kid doesn't see his present

 

[el blanco]

One of those nights where I got home and just shut the phone off.

tomorrow will be worse, gotta get past this "bubble"

 

[el blanco]

Years ago when I first started I was taught that if it was an obvious Christmas present like a Barbie Power Wheels Jeep to hide it from the kids and get Mom or Dad to come out so that we could put in their garage.

Now I just leave them by the door and move on to the next stop.

Scrooge

 

[Brownslave688]

hard to believer you have a child

Because I have a kid I'm supposed to suddenly feel bad for a stranger who ordered their last second.


Disappointment is part of life.

When I was little my parents got me a computer desk for Xmas. To do homework on. Yes seriously this was one of my gifts.


When I opened it the first thing I see is. Picture of computer. Thought it was a computer. I was so excited. Yeah 40 seconds later I thought Santa was a real Richard.

 

[Brownslave688]

One of those nights where I got home and just shut the phone off.

Now now. Where's the holiday spirit.

 

[Brownslave688]

Well that ain’t right, Dave.

Who cares? If the kid sees it it's becomes a mom and dad gift not a Santa gift.

 

[Brownslave688]

I’m still mad I know what my wife got me. Never understood why the boxes have the god damned pictures and brand names in them.

lol I still snoop around the house trying to find my gifts

 

[Operational needs]

Who cares? If the kid sees it it's becomes a mom and dad gift not a Santa gift.

Okay Krampus.

 

[el blanco]

material stuff doesn't mean anything to me

 

[Brownslave688]

Okay Krampus.

I get we are still a few years away from her understanding Santa and getting really excited. It's just crazy to see some people go so crazy about it all.


I have people I've been delivering 5-10 packages per day to for two weeks. That's insane.

 

[sailfish]

@sailfish just give it back man.

Never!

 

[sailfish]

He did say he was looking for one, didn’t he?

Some day. The one I want's only around $2500

And we know his cheap ass ain't spending that much

You know he doesn’t mind spending money on things he really wants. He’s just cheap on everything else. Lol.

I actually just dropped about $700 on a doll for my Christmas present to myself this year.


NOT a sex doll.

 

[Operational needs]

Some day. The one I want's only around $2500



I actually just dropped about $700 on a doll for my Christmas present to myself this year.


NOT a sex doll.

Soooo, what kind of doll?

 

[MyTripisCut]

How do you function worrying about stuff like that? If you personally can't control it why worry about it?

I didn’t say I worried. I said it wasn’t a great feeling. The ing kids were home, and watched the whole debacle.

Even I am not that big of a D*. How much extra time would it take to make sure a kid doesn't see his present

You forgot the question mark o holy word smith. I’m telling @Monkey Butt !

 

[Brownslave688]

Soooo, what kind of doll?

I seriously don't even want to know.

 

[sailfish]

Soooo, what kind of doll?

This one.

 

[Operational needs]

I seriously don't even want to know.

I do. Lol.

 

[Operational needs]

This one.

So what does she do? Sit in the corner?