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[Operational needs]

I believe the word you are looking for is loser

Definitely. I always feel the need to bathe after leaving that station but they have the cheapest gas around. The people who work there look so shady.

 

[oldngray]

The guy smoking is a strange character. He must be a big time vaper (normally). He wears little bottles of vape juice in a leather holder crisscrossed across his chest like the oldtime cowboys did with bullets. And he wears a headcover like a Muslim. Lol.

He goes to hookah lounges?

There was a shooting at one on my old route a couple of days ago. At 4 am.

Who could have guessed?

 

[oldngray]

Definitely. I always feel the need to bathe after leaving that station but they have the cheapest gas around. The people who work there look so shady.

Go to Jersey and get better gas station attendants?

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

At least they don’t do like George Foreman did.

I actually delivered to George Foreman's house. (one of them, he had several) He was never there. Some of the kids were, but usually the maid signed for them. Their next door neighbor was named Forsman. We used to have to indirect, and the neighbor was good natured about it. She said people were getting them mixed up all the time. And she took his packages any time there was nobody home.

 

[oldngray]

I actually delivered to George Foreman's house. (one of them, he had several) He was never there. Some of the kids were, but usually the maid signed for them. Their next door neighbor was named Forsman. We used to have to indirect, and the neighbor was good natured about it. She said people were getting them mixed up all the time. And she took his packages any time there was nobody home.

Did he give you a grill for Christmas?

 

[Operational needs]

I actually delivered to George Foreman's house. (one of them, he had several) He was never there. Some of the kids were, but usually the maid signed for them. Their next door neighbor was named Forsman. We used to have to indirect, and the neighbor was good natured about it. She said people were getting them mixed up all the time. And she took his packages any time there was nobody home.

Did you get a grill for a Christmas tip? Lol.

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

Did he give you a grill for Christmas?

I never saw him. He got a package maybe once a month.

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

Did you get a grill for a Christmas tip? Lol.

This may have been before his grill days. it was the late 70's.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Those guys all speak Somali and move like @oldngray

At least I bathe. They haven't figured out they aren't in the desert any more.

Lmfao

 

[cosmo1]

I can't wait until they put you in a home.

IE will put you in one long before I have to go.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

IE will put you in one long before I have to go.

They'll quickly learn to screen their candidates better

 

[cosmo1]

He does give me daily sponge baths.

Its a shame he has a bigger thing than I do.

Fixed.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Fixed.

We need to get you two together to play some shuffleboard. Would be pretty intense

 

[oldngray]

We need to get you two together to play some shuffleboard. Would be pretty intense

Full contact shuffleboard is not for the weak kneed.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Full contact shuffleboard is not for the weak kneed.

What about your hip?

 

[oldngray]

What about your hip?

Still good enough to hip check someone like you.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Still good enough to hip check someone like you.

Oh no. Your medication is making you hallucinate again...

 

[burrheadd]

Am I crazy? I had a choice of a helper this morning. One was a cute college kid, son of a coworker. The other was a guy closer to my age from Peru. I chose the older guy. I didn’t feel like trying to get the kid to talk or if he did, hearing about college frat parties, Instagram issues, having a curfew, etc. lol.

Might have gotten lucky

 

[cosmo1]

We need to get you two together to play some shuffleboard. Would be pretty intense

I'll take his ass out on to a golf course.



On another note, I went out to West PA on I-80 today, and every third truck I saw was either a gypsy pulling a UPS trailer, or a UPS tractor pulling a rented trailer (including two Swift trailers). Good luck boys, might get heavy again.

 

[Operational needs]

Might have gotten lucky

Ewww.