By Invitation Only

[oldngray]

once a month doesn't count

Every Saturday night!

Whether I need to or not.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Only the oldest son is a Mohamed.

The Christian ones are named Gabriel. And I wish I was kidding

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Every Saturday night!

Whether I need to or not.

I'm surprised your home healthcare worker allows you to get away with that

 

[oldngray]

I'm surprised your home healthcare worker allows you to get away with that

She does give me daily sponge baths.

Its a shame she has a bigger mustache than I do.

 

[Operational needs]

Only the oldest son is a Mohamed.

At least they don’t do like George Foreman did.

 

[el blanco]

At least they don’t do like George Foreman did.

OMG

 

[FrigidFTSup]

She does give me daily sponge baths.

Its a shame she has a bigger mustache than I do.

She even gave you a two week head start and you still lost Movember

 

[Operational needs]

The Christian ones are named Gabriel. And I wish I was kidding

They have Christians there? Surprising.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

At least they don’t do like George Foreman did.

He was trying to create a dynasty. When my satanic spawn take over the earth they'll all have some variation of Frigid in their name

 

[el blanco]

He was trying to create a dynasty. When my satanic spawn take over the earth they'll all have some variation of Frigid in their name

slow swimmers is what I heard

 

[oldngray]

At least they don’t do like George Foreman did.

It saves confusion.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

They have Christians there? Surprising.

The Lutherans are the ones bringing them over.

I'd switch over to be a Muslim if they paid for my food, housing, and living expenses and they dropped me somewhere tropical.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

It saves confusion.

Except on Christmas morning

 

[FrigidFTSup]

slow swimmers is what I heard

Nah man, just a strong pull out game

 

[oldngray]

Except on Christmas morning

Makes no difference. All of the presents are George Foreman grills anyway.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Makes no difference. All of the presents are George Foreman grills anyway.

They're the ones that failed quality control. My kids will get a couple boxes of spa labels because I don't have time to shop

 

[Operational needs]

WTF?? Go to gas station and try to pay cash. Guy standing outside with a cigarette in his mouth says, “You gotta hold up a minute, Ma’am”. Other guy standing there waiting says, “He’s taking his break”.
Guess who ISN’T waiting??

 

[FrigidFTSup]

WTF?? Go to gas station and try to pay cash. Guy standing outside with a cigarette in his mouth says, “You gotta hold up a minute, Ma’am”. Other guy standing there waiting says, “He’s taking his break”.
Guess who ISN’T waiting??

You just described my job

 

[Operational needs]

You just described my job

The guy smoking is a strange character. He must be a big time vaper (normally). He wears little bottles of vape juice in a leather holder crisscrossed across his chest like the oldtime cowboys did with bullets. And he wears a headcover like a Muslim. Lol.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

The guy smoking is a strange character. He must be a big time vaper (normally). He wears little bottles of vape juice in a leather holder crisscrossed across his chest like the oldtime cowboys did with bullets. And he wears a headcover like a Muslim. Lol.

I believe the word you are looking for is loser