By Invitation Only

[Wally]

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Breakfast.

Your hands are big?

 

[Operational needs]

You need my hair gal.

I have plenty of my own, thank you.

 

[Operational needs]

Your hands are big?

Nope. Small hands.

 

[oldngray]

Your hands are big?

Yuge!

 

[Wally]

Nope. Small hands.

Looks big in the pic.

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

The great Seinfeld "man hands" episode.

 

[Brownslave688]

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But is it bad enough to get fired over?

I laughed pretty hard.

 

[Operational needs]

Looks big in the pic.

Duh! Because they’re not my hands. Lol.

 

[Wally]

Duh! Because they’re not my hands. Lol.

Oh. Everyone thought that was you.

 

[oldngray]

I just saw a FedEx Ground driver that surprisingly was using paper maps.

.... not surprisingly he was using them as he was driving down the street going left of center.

 

[el blanco]

I just saw a FedEx Ground driver that surprisingly was using paper maps.

.... not surprisingly he was using them as he was driving down the street going left of center.

bet he was also on the phone, smoking a cigarette,and the bulkhead door was open

 

[Wally]

bet he was also on the phone, and the bulkhead door was open,

smoking a cigarette

Maybe his parole officer called?

 

[oldngray]

bet he was also on the phone, and the bulkhead door was open,

smoking a cigarette

Not on the phone. He was using both hands to shuffle through maps. Bulkhead door was even closed.

 

[el blanco]

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Breakfast.

ups wouldn't put out a spread like that, even if 5 drivers were retiring on the same day

 

[el blanco]

Not on the phone. He was using both hands to shuffle through maps. Bulkhead door was even closed.

must be broken
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[moreluck]

bet he was also on the phone, smoking a cigarette,and the bulkhead door was open

.....and sipping coffee

 

[rod]

bet he was also on the phone, smoking a cigarette,and the bulkhead door was open

That was my modus oppoendi-- except the phone--we didn't have phones

 

[Operational needs]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but you guys can’t allow a customer to open a package, regardless of what’s in it, right?

 

[oldngray]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but you guys can’t allow a customer to open a package, regardless of what’s in it, right?

Once they open it the package is theirs.

The shipper can claim the contents aren't the same if the customer tries to refuse after opening.

 

[Operational needs]

Once they open it the package is theirs.

The shipper can claim the contents aren't the same if the customer tries to refuse after opening.

I deliver to an animal hospital in Monday’s that receives those sperm tanks. Rest of week it’s on route next to me. He lets them open them. I won’t. I was doing them a favor today and made it my first stop. Of course they wanted to open it. Nope. Doctor told me they will have to start using another company. I told him UPS won’t let them open them either.