I had a stop at a seedy used car lot once. it was a COD. It was some kind of soap to wash cars with. He wanted me to let him open it, try it out on one of his used cars and then decide if he was going to give me a check for it. I told him no way. He got pissed and cussed me out. I reached down to pick up the package and head back to my PC. He kicked me dead in the ass. There were 2 other low lifes in the office with him. They looked like they were extras on the Soprano's. They all got a big laugh at my expense. I told them I'd be back with the law after I file charges on his ass, and we'll see who laughs then. When the authorities came back later, they were gone. I mean every car, every stick of furniture in the office, everything.