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[Operational needs]

When everyone uses up all the milk before you have had your morning coffee.

Lol. Milk spoils in my house before it’s used up.

 

[rod]

Lol. Milk spoils in my house before it’s used up.

That sounds like vegetables at my house. The wife will go and buy all kinds of salad fixings and say she is going to start eating healthier and then half of it gets thrown out.

 

[oldngray]

I can't drink milk if it has been in the fridge more than a couple of days. It has to be super fresh or I can't stand it. My wife was funny about bread that was more than a couple of days old that was fine to me.

 

[Wally]

Whole milk with brownies.

 

[Wally]

Lol. Milk spoils in my house before it’s used up.

Ok, how about when folks leave the toilet paper roll empty..

 

[oldngray]

Ok, how about when folks leave the toilet paper roll empty..

You have a left hand.

 

[moreluck]

That sounds like vegetables at my house. The wife will go and buy all kinds of salad fixings and say she is going to start eating healthier and then half of it gets thrown out.

I lose celery mostly

 

[moreluck]

Ok, how about when folks leave the toilet paper roll empty..

There's usually only one engineer who can install a new roll and it's usually a female!

 

[oldngray]

 

[Operational needs]

Ok, how about when folks leave the toilet paper roll empty..

Very irritating.

 

[moreluck]

I can't drink milk if it has been in the fridge more than a couple of days. It has to be super fresh or I can't stand it. My wife was funny about bread that was more than a couple of days old that was fine to me.

All bread immediately goes into the freezer and I pull out the slices I need. I used to throw half-loaves away, now there's no waste.

 

[Wally]

How about what I call " the cereal smidgen". This genius will leave a very small amount of cereal in the box as not to have to deal with disposal.

 

[moreluck]

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this is why we close doors!!

 

[moreluck]

How about what I call " the cereal smidgen". This genius will leave a very small amount of cereal in the box as not to have to deal with disposal.

....and that's usually the crumbs and they are a choking hazard!

 

[rod]

There's usually only one engineer who can install a new roll and it's usually a female!

I do 3 bathrooms at the Town Hall and 4 at my house. I get plenty of practice.

 

[oldngray]

Women can't even leave the seat up.

 

[Wally]

The Corn-Butter Mutilation Person - This person is too lazy to use a knife in order to butter corn. They rather ruin the whole stick of butter by rolling.

 

[Wally]

Women can't even leave the seat up.

That's why the rug is there. Let it rip.

 

[Wally]

I lose celery mostly

Make soup with older celery.

 

[oldngray]

Make soup with older celery.

Use the potatoes that have sprouted to go with it. Add a bit of moldy bread for seasoning and simmer in soured milk.