By Invitation Only

[Wally]

I’m afraid of that.

That really is the best part of having children.

 

[oldngray]

Will she get an Easter basket from the “Easter Bunny” (her parents)?

Its a sure bet she will get a cute Easter bonnet to replace her bow (temporarily).

 

[Operational needs]

That really is the best part of having children.

Part of it... nothing like the excitement on their faces when the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus comes.

 

[oldngray]

Easter morning the baby gets a empty spackle pail and some old paint brushes.

Tool belt and plumber crack pants.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

Part of it... nothing like the excitement on their faces when the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus comes.

I don't know, my parents seemed way more excited the day I moved out

 

[oldngray]

I don't know, my parents seemed way more excited the day I moved out

When you saw all of your stuff already piled by the street and they were already remodeling your room might have been a clue.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

When you saw all of your stuff already piled by the street and they were already remodeling your room might have been a clue.

When I came home from my first semester of college I found my mom had taken over my closet and my room had essentially become a storage space. It was very hurtful.

 

[Brownslave688]

It’s pretty badass. Literally when I get home I feel like I have a whole day ahead of me yet.



I can’t wait until it’s summer and I can go to the river and have a lot of time to fish.

Saw a county road crew at the china buffet.

And i thought it doesn't matter if they don't do for the next few hours. They get to go home.

 

[Wally]

This generation now never leaves home. Too scary out there.

I also see them moving out and then back in.

 

[Brownslave688]

When I came home from my first semester of college I found my mom had taken over my closet and my room had essentially become a storage space. It was very hurtful.

You think that hurt. Your mom walked funny for a week after your dad pounded her celebrating you being gone.


Probably in your bed too.

 

[Wally]

Part of it... nothing like the excitement on their faces when the Easter Bunny or Santa Claus comes.

For sure.

 

[oldngray]

You think that hurt. Your mom walked funny for a week after your dad pounded her celebrating you being gone.


Probably in your bed too.

On top of his Buzz Lightyear sheets.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

You think that hurt. Your mom walked funny for a week after your dad pounded her celebrating you being gone.


Probably in your bed too.

My parents are divorced so that is even more shocking than you expected it to be

 

[FrigidFTSup]

On top of his Buzz Lightyear sheets.

Finding Nemo.

 

[Wally]

You think that hurt. Your mom walked funny for a week after your dad pounded her celebrating you being gone.


Probably in your bed too.

Now, now...you are going to traumatize the kid.

 

[Wally]

On top of his Buzz Lightyear sheets.

To infinity and beyond?

 

[Brownslave688]

My parents are divorced so that is even more shocking than you expected it to be

In that case it probably just one of your high school buddies your mom had over.

 

[FrigidFTSup]

In that case it probably just one of your high school buddies your mom had over.

Further proof of you getting soft. You think I had friends in high school now!

 

[Wally]

Further proof of you getting soft. You think I had friends in high school now!

The A/V club?

 

[FrigidFTSup]

The A/V club?

You mean the cool kids? No way