By Invitation Only

[burrheadd]

I’m sitting in the driveway of a house when a Ground (purple and orange lettering) truck pulls up. Like it’s not bad enough we have the same colors now, passenger gets out, big sloppy looking woman wearing grey parachute pants and a black tank top, with a big old tattoo on her arm, slowly walks the package to the door. I need to retire.

@MyTripisCut sister?

 

[Brownslave688]

We had the opposite problem here. 95% of the fruit people would send to Mn. from Texas and Florida for Christmas was frozen solid by the time it got here. We called boxes of oranges and grapefruit croquet balls and apples turned to applesauce when thawed out.

Ever get tropical fish?


I remember those boxes being frozen solid

 

[Operational needs]

@Brownslave688 don’t do this at Ava’s games one day. Lol.

 

[burrheadd]

@Brownslave688 don’t do this at Ava’s games one day. Lol.

That looks like @jakefromstatefarm

 

[Wally]

I suppose so but those snow birds sure wasted a lot of money because they were too lazy to actually go buy a present a person could use--or better yet just send money.

Hale's. Really good stuff.

 

[Wally]

That looks like @jakefromstatefarm

RonBurgandy?

 

[oldngray]

That looks like @jakefromstatefarm

 

[Operational needs]

@upschuck you didn’t tell us your wife was pregnant. Lol.

 

[MyTripisCut]

 

[Wally]

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Whiskey sour?

 

[oldngray]

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Where's the cute little umbrella?

 

[Operational needs]

Where's the cute little umbrella?

Wind must be blowing hard. It blew the umbrella inside out.

 

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You need one of these to go with that...

 

[Turdferguson]

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You need one of these to go with that...

You could have at least taken a picture of one you hadn't slobbered all over like it was Eddies penis

 

[Wally]

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You need one of these to go with that...

Who wears gloves in this heat? Can you imagine the sweat pool underneath?

 

[upschuck]

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@upschuck you didn’t tell us your wife was pregnant. Lol.

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

 

[Operational needs]

Who wears gloves in this heat? Can you imagine the sweat pool underneath?

Someone who’s afraid of germs.

 

[Wally]

Someone who’s afraid of germs.

But every germ in the city is being transfer to that cigar?

 

[rod]

Ever get tropical fish?


I remember those boxes being frozen solid

I saw something nobody would believe. A supermarket was having a grand opening and apparently they were going to give goldfish to all the kids. The fish came in on Monday so it had been sitting in a trailer all weekend in bitter cold weather. When I delivered it I told the manager this wasn't going to be pretty and that UPS didn't guarantee live things. We opened it up and it was a solid block of ice except for a space in the middle about the size of a softball and that was slush. All the fish were suspended in ice. It was then that manager said "they will be OK-you will see". I stopped back later that and the damn things were swimming around like nothing had happened. I've also seen schools of baby bullheads in a lake that were froze solid swim away when thawed out.

 

[burrheadd]

RonBurgandy?

Johnnyfootball?