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[Wally]

Yeah we march to the beat of a different drum. What can I say.

 

[Wally]

All I can say is ---That's weird and not normal.

Don't forget this clan took the baby on a multi-state car ride without telling the parents. This is the mentality you are dealing with.

 

[rod]

Don't forget this clan took the baby on a multi-state car ride without telling the parents. This is the mentality you are dealing with.

 

[Brownslave688]

How much did you hafta' pony up?

I think $300 total

 

[Wally]

I think $300 total

They need shoes?

 

[Brownslave688]

We always let Ava run around with the other kids after local basketball games. Last night wife said I’m leaving. You bring her home. Ok cool with me.

Few min later I’m talking with some people. Wife comes over “do you even know where your child is”

Me:”yep. She just crawled over the top of that folding chair onto the bleachers. Then climbed the bleachers (not the stairs) to the top. She’s becoming pretty agile. I’m impressed”

Wife: “whatever. Try not to kill our child. Goodbye.”

 

[Brownslave688]

They need shoes?

Nope. Just nails trimmed every couple months

 

[Wally]

No pictures on the refrigerator or hanging in the bedroom? Someone should take your parents card away.

What happened to the family pictures y’all had taken?

Lol. Brownslave688 tells the family to log into BrownCafe to see the baby!

 

[Wally]

Oops, @Brownslave688 gave Nana the wrong URL, SHE ENDED UP ON THIS PAGE...

 

[cosmo1]

Are you mad at the whole world today, @Wally?

You need a Snickers.

 

[Operational needs]

We always let Ava run around with the other kids after local basketball games. Last night wife said I’m leaving. You bring her home. Ok cool with me.

Few min later I’m talking with some people. Wife comes over “do you even know where your child is”

Me:”yep. She just crawled over the top of that folding chair onto the bleachers. Then climbed the bleachers (not the stairs) to the top. She’s becoming pretty agile. I’m impressed”

Wife: “whatever. Try not to kill our child. Goodbye.”

@Wally would have her bubble wrapped with a leash on. Lol.

 

[rod]

Are you mad at the whole world today, @Wally?

You need a Snickers.

I think @Wally is firing on all cylinders today.

 

[Wally]

"Something is wrong, this isn't Ava"?...

 

[Wally]

@Wally would have her bubble wrapped with a leash on. Lol.

I'm a Dad, of course I lost a few kids in my time.

 

[Wally]

Are you mad at the whole world today, @Wally?

You need a Snickers.

Mad? This stuff is hilarious!

 

[Brownslave688]

@Wally would have her bubble wrapped with a leash on. Lol.

I just couldn’t imagine the stress of parenting that way.

 

[Wally]

NANA ENDS UP IN FLUFF!!! LOL

 

[Wally]

I just couldn’t imagine the stress of parenting that way.

It's the wife's fault. She trusted me. Lol

 

[rod]

We always let Ava run around with the other kids after local basketball games. Last night wife said I’m leaving. You bring her home. Ok cool with me.

Few min later I’m talking with some people. Wife comes over “do you even know where your child is”

Me:”yep. She just crawled over the top of that folding chair onto the bleachers. Then climbed the bleachers (not the stairs) to the top. She’s becoming pretty agile. I’m impressed”

Wife: “whatever. Try not to kill our child. Goodbye.”

I had a friend who used to go to the races with me. When his kid was probably 2 or 3 years old we took him to the races one night and the kid fell out of the top row of the bleachers . I caught him by the arm at the last second and dangled him probably 30 feet in the air. All my friend said was "don't you ever tell his wife what happened".

 

[Operational needs]

I just couldn’t imagine the stress of parenting that way.

Plus it stifles their natural curiosity and independence.