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[upschuck]

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She pulled a unicorn's tail, and it farted on her?

 

[oldngray]

 

[Operational needs]

Jennifer Aniston turned 50 today. I wonder how she’d look without plastic surgery. I sure would love to have her surgeon. He does a fantastic job.

 

[oldngray]

Jennifer Aniston turned 50 today. I wonder how she’d look without plastic surgery. I sure would love to have her surgeon. He does a fantastic job.

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She spends thousands of dollars a month but is still losing the war against time. She is still good looking but I have to wonder what she is like on the inside.

 

[Operational needs]

https://nypost.com/2019/02/11/patrick-church-unveils-boy-brides-at-new-york-fashion-week/

Once upon a time fashion used to be about looking your best. I’m so glad I was alive then. I remember when my mother never left the house if she wasn’t wearing a dress and my father always had on at least a button up shirt and slacks. Now it is about shock and making a statement. SMH.

 

[Brownslave688]

She pulled a unicorn's tail, and it farted on her?

That was a grandma special buy.

 

[upschuck]

That was a grandma special buy.

Lol...say no more.

 

[Brownslave688]

Lol...say no more.

And grandma was so excited when she gave it to her she had to try it on so grandma could get a pic. Lol

 

[Old Man Jingles]

She spends thousands of dollars a month but is still losing the war against time. She is still good looking but I have to wonder what she is like on the inside.

Pink

 

[Old Man Jingles]

If truly you are the King, one would expect three mear gifs a simple request?

Mere, meer, mear

 

[oldngray]

Mere

 

[542thruNthru]

Pink

I was going to say 11 systems of organs.

 

[oldngray]

I was going to say 11 systems of organs.

I bet her farts still stink

 

[542thruNthru]

I bet her farts still stink

That's a matter of opinion.

 

[Wally]

Mere, meer, mear

Don't leave out Mir, the Russian space station.

 

[rod]

Cute.

Amazing how fast they go from cute to "give me the credit card".

Amazing how fast you can go from "oh isn't that cute' to HELL NO.

 

[rod]

Jennifer Aniston turned 50 today. I wonder how she’d look without plastic surgery. I sure would love to have her surgeon. He does a fantastic job.

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Queen of the nipple shots on Friends--

 

[oldngray]

Queen of the nipple shots on Friends--

The set was always cold ...

 

[rod]

The set was always cold ...

I would post a couple dozen shots of them but they wouldn't last a minute.

 

[Wally]

I would post a couple dozen shots of them but they wouldn't last a minute.

In the chat room Mom said.