By Invitation Only

[BakerMayfield2018]

True story.

Well not 100% certain but the wives are convinced. A buddy of mine himself one night drinking. Then proceeded to get into the hot tub to try and cover it up.

I gotta story about a bunch of us staying at a guys dorm and someone found a pair of pooped underpants behind the toilet. We all knew who it was. ... no it was not me ... lol.

 

[burrheadd]

I can honestly say I have never crapped my pants drunk. Been close when I was in High school, but never actually soiled my self

That’s surprising!

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

I can honestly say I have never crapped my pants drunk. Been close when I was in High school, but never actually soiled my self

I’ve peed my pants once.

 

[oldngray]

 

[burrheadd]

I’ve peed my pants once.

That’s NOT surprising

 

[Turdferguson]

I gotta story about a bunch of us staying at a guys dorm and someone found a pair of pooped underpants behind the toilet. We all knew who it was. ... no it was not me ... lol.

 

[Turdferguson]

I’ve peed my pants once.

Once in the last week?

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

That’s NOT surprising

 

[Operational needs]

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That’s a smart man. Lol.

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

Once in the last week?

I hate u. And your mother.

 

[MyTripisCut]

I gotta story about a bunch of us staying at a guys dorm and someone found a pair of pooped underpants behind the toilet. We all knew who it was. ... no it was not me ... lol.

I crapped myself walking home drunk from my buddy’s pool party, made it five blocks, crapped on my front lawn in my bathing suit. Tossed it in the trash and hosed my ass off at four AM right in the front lawn.

 

[Turdferguson]

I hate u. And your mother.

I think I love you

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

I crapped myself walking home drunk from my buddy’s pool party, made it five blocks, crapped on my front lawn in my bathing suit. Tossed it in the trash and hosed my ass off at four AM right in the front lawn.

Omg.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Omg.

Quids bro.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

I crapped myself walking home drunk from my buddy’s pool party, made it five blocks, crapped on my front lawn in my bathing suit. Tossed it in the trash and hosed my ass off at four AM right in the front lawn.

I think I love you

OMG

 

[MyTripisCut]

OMG

I shoulda left earlier I guess?

 

[MyTripisCut]

OMG

I’m sure some of them festivals you attend are the epitome of human cleanliness.....

 

[Old Man Jingles]

I’m sure some of them festivals you attend are the epitome of human cleanliness.....

On the fourth day it can get a bit smelly.

 

[old levi's]

Yes! You came back! What’s your number? I would Love to leave you a voicemail!


Wait, was I supposed to respond, or no? Damnit, did you go camping today?

I realize the disconnect, most of you are 2 generations removed from me. You will never appreciate me, and I will never understand you, and that's ok. Hey, it's Holy week, so may the Lord have mercy on us all. I don't want justice, just a double helping of mercy. No, trip, I didn't go camping today.

 

[Brownslave688]

You need to seek professional help if you are driving that far for beer. What's the matter your wife post your picture in the local liquor stores with a sign saying "Do Not Sale To This Man!!!"

Sell

Hope this helps