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[Operational needs]

One time I was delivering to a car dealership. The car jockey/detailer drove a brand new car right into my truck's front bumper. The customer was waiting around front!...Oops! Lol

If the dealership employees didn’t drive like maniacs in the parking lot... I always hated delivering to dealerships because it felt inevitable that one of those idiots would run into me.

 

[moreluck]

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Anyone know what kind of spider this is?

So, when are you moving??

 

[moreluck]

In my bedroom. I’ve seen so many bugs I’ve never seen inside before. My daughter killed a millipede last week, and was too creeped out to pick it up. Of course when I saw it in the morning I thought the dog had pooped on the floor, until I saw it had legs. Lol.

There's a plug-in thing that really works...….spiders disappear. It says "Good Life" on it.

 

[Wally]

The kid was happy he got a shiny. He had no clue about what was going on.

Still not right.

The Washington Compost said the ceremony was at a Golden Corral, so maybe the kid was eating all the crab legs? That is annoying.

 

[Wally]

If the dealership employees didn’t drive like maniacs in the parking lot... I always hated delivering to dealerships because it felt inevitable that one of those idiots would run into me.

It was funny. The car was wrecked. Not a scratch on the truck.

 

[oldngray]

@Operational needs wants a new pet

 

[Operational needs]

@Operational needs wants a new pet

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A woman on my route breeds tarantulas. It really creeped me out the first few I delivered to her. Lol.

 

[Operational needs]

Woman Died in Same Dominican Resort Days Before Md. Couple

Hmmm. Something smells really fishy about this.

 

[Brownslave688]

This is how desperate farmers are to get their crops in this year.

 

[Brownslave688]

Woman Died in Same Dominican Resort Days Before Md. Couple

Hmmm. Something smells really fishy about this.

Probably some dude in a canoe selling laced drugs.

 

[oldngray]

@542thruNthru 's son?

 

[Brownslave688]

@542thruNthru 's son?

Only marketing execs would picture a tball field with full grass infield and the size of a high school field.

 

[Indecisi0n]

A woman on my route breeds tarantulas. It really creeped me out the first few I delivered to her. Lol.

She hot?

 

[542thruNthru]

@542thruNthru 's son?

Yep, my son knows all about the victory swig

 

[Brownslave688]

Yep, my son knows all about the victory swig
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Mines yet to best me at anything.

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

If the dealership employees didn’t drive like maniacs in the parking lot... I always hated delivering to dealerships because it felt inevitable that one of those idiots would run into me.

I bought a new pickup truck from a dealership about an hour from my home. I told them I wouldn't be able to pick up the truck till the next weekend. They were so eager to cash my check, they offered to deliver it to me. On the day they brought it to me, they called me and let me know they were close. I walked outside to pinpoint my house. I live on a short cul-de-sac. Instead of driving down to the end of the street and pulling in front of my house, the guy drove past my house, pulled into my next door neighbor's driveway, backed out and promptly backed into a light pole. I didn't even get the chance to put the first dent into it.

 

[oldngray]

I bought a new pickup truck from a dealership about an hour from my home. I told them I wouldn't be able to pick up the truck till the next weekend. They were so eager to cash my check, they offered to deliver it to me. On the day they brought it to me, they called me and let me know they were close. I walked outside to pinpoint my house. I live on a short cul-de-sac. Instead of driving down to the end of the street and pulling in front of my house, the guy drove past my house, pulled into my next door neighbor's driveway, backed out and promptly backed into a light pole. I didn't even get the chance to put the first dent into it.

Did you tell them to go back and get you a new (undented) truck?

 

[BootsOnTarmac]

Amen brother. The report card is the award. Truth is, this kid really doesn't need school.

You are an idiot. My autistic child just graduated 8th grade. We are so proud of him and see all of the struggles our family has been through to get him to this point. He is excited to get into High school. His teachers from grade one were there to celebrate his progress. Many hugs and support.

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

Did you tell them to go back and get you a new (undented) truck?

I accepted the truck, because I had already sold my old truck to another driver and he had picked it up an hour earlier, so I was on foot. I called the salesman while they were still there, and he agreed to replace the bumper.

 

[Brownslave688]

This is the farm Ava and I visited and watched the calf being born.

Curious as to what you all think of this

Undercover video shows animal abuse at Fair Oak Farms