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Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Look at the sass in that pic.

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Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
So someone rented a big inflatable water slide for the 4th at the farm. Big enough I went down it a few times. Ava basically walked around with her swimsuit up her butt crack all day long. People kept pulling it out for her and 2 min later it was back in there.
 

Brownslave688

You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I thought maybe the fries were cold?
Out to eat a few weeks ago. This old hag comes in with her grandkids.

First she is screaming at them not to step in some spilled. Like this lady was gonna lose it if these kids got a drop of tea on the bottom of their shoes.

Next waitress says I’ll grab you some rolls

Hag: make sure they are hot

Then the kids are telling her what they want to eat.

Hag: you better eat that. I’m not buying it if you’re gonna take one bite and not eat anymore.
 
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