Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Passing for white or black?
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Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Homework? Although with the inte webs they probably see strange stuff at a way too early of an age.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Yep, keep doing that.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
I like to think it was.
I’m gonna cover your pusillanimous in whipped cream and lick you raw
But it was probably like. I’m gonna slap your titty til you scream.
Whatever it was it made the teacher blush and she wasn’t comfortable repeating some of it.
542thruNthru
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Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
I'll tell you this, the first time some punk arsed kid is over the house, you will freak out. It's like coming home, everything is fine, and then, wham! WTH is going on?
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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
OMG. I was still playing with dolls in the 3rd grade. How did you even know that stuff??
542thruNthru
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Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Didn’t really. Just talking out of our ass.
I still thought a woman’s pusillanimous was in front of the pelvic area like a penis. Lol
Although it was 3rd-4th grade when I started beating the meat.
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Virescit Vulnere Virtus
It’s a wonder you’re not blind. Lol.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
542thruNthru
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Well wally,
A sex doll (also love doll or blowup doll) is a type of sex toy in the size and shape of a sexual partner for aid in masturbation. The sex doll may consist of an entire body with face, or just a head, pelvis or other partial body, with the accessories (vagina, anus, mouth, penis) for sexual stimulation. The parts are sometimes vibrating and may be removable or interchangeable. Sex dolls exist in many forms, but are distinguished from sex robots, which are anthropomorphic creations designed to be able to exhibit more complex interactions.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Or that I have any money wasting it on movies.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
@542thruNthru lol I beat it for the first time
By accident. Wore silk boxers to bed. Felt real good. Then felt REALLY good. Then felt omg what just happened good.
The rest is history.
By accident. Wore silk boxers to bed. Felt real good. Then felt REALLY good. Then felt omg what just happened good.
The rest is history.
Wally
BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
542thruNthru
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Silk boxers in 3rd grade. Someone was a spoiled rich kid. I had tighty whiteys till I was 30.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Need to stiffen up that front leg but we’ve got some time.
542thruNthru
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Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Yeah that might be an issue in 5 year lolAlso turn her helmet around.
This was at my parents. My wife said uhhh we need to get her a tee. She tried to get me to hold the ball so she could hit it off of my hand at home.
542thruNthru
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I'm still working on catching with my son. He can hit the ball off a tee but can't seem to understand he has to move his hands to catch the ball! Seems to only be that way when I'm tossing it to him though.
