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[Brownslave688]

If my wife ever leaves me. Would you like a young stud who's mediocre in bed.

I’ll fold them.....does she put them up?

 

[rod]

You could always wear shoes like @MyTripisCut

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I know they are popular but to me they are too gay looking. They would be perfect for an Eagles fan.

 

[542thruNthru]

I’ll fold them.....does she put them up?

Nope. Well actually 50/50. If she folds them and I'm not home she will put them away. If she folds them and I'm home she's yell out. "I folded your laundry. Put them away!"

Which is fine with me. I only hate folding.

 

[Brownslave688]

Took our car to get it detailed today. The idiots spent an hour trying to take the car seat out before they called and said they couldn’t get it.


Uhh that’s fine I told you to just work around it anyway. Get there and they’ve dismantled 3/4 of it. Clips all taken out. The foam popped out. My wife’s like you broke a car seat that costs twice what the detail cost. Nice job morons.

The worst part is I did a google search and in 30 seconds anyone could have watched a video and known how to remove it.

 

[Wally]

I'm very receptive to training....and discipline.

Yo...fedex driver...just saying

 

[542thruNthru]

Yo...fedex driver...just saying

Oh I'm sure I could teach her many things as well.

 

[burrheadd]

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@Indecisi0n do you think you could rock this jumpsuit?

Wtf has he got going on

 

[moreluck]

I know they are popular but to me they are too gay looking. They would be perfect for an Eagles fan.

My friend (who is gay) wears bright orange clogs!!

 

[Wally]

Wtf has he got going on

Medical problem?

 

[Operational needs]

Yo...fedex driver...just saying

And?

 

[Operational needs]

Wtf has he got going on

I was wondering the same thing.

 

[Wally]

And?

 

[Operational needs]

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Have you seen UPS women?

 

[1BROWNWRENCH]

Velcro helped killed the astronauts in Apollo 1. Flammable in pure oxygen? Oops!

Many things are flammable in pure oxygen.

 

[cosmo1]

Many things are flammable in pure oxygen.

Like pretty much everything.

 

[rod]

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@Indecisi0n do you think you could rock this jumpsuit?

Is that @MAKAVELI ?

 

[MAKAVELI]

Is that @MAKAVELI ?

More like a younger, black version of you. Sans the pipe cleaner arms.

 

[Operational needs]

Good morning.

 

[Wally]

Have you seen UPS women?

Ommfa, YES. @burrheadd and @MyTripisCut have more estrogen than that bunch.

 

[oldngray]

Newark handing out bottled water as filters appear to fail to protect residents from lead