By Invitation Only

[rod]

It's cooked poop.

poop is the best fertilizer---

 

[oldngray]

poop is the best fertilizer---

All natural!

 

[scooby0048]

And his 8 sq ft of lawn.

Californians don't have grass. They fluff the rocks to make the landscape pretty.

 

[rod]

Californians don't have grass. They fluff the rocks to make the landscape pretty.

In Arizona they use artificial turf. Looks like crap to me. I used to get a kick out of visiting my mother-in-law at her retirement park in Casa Grande, Az. and watching all the old geezers rake their rocks. When she moved out I kept her rock rake----just in case some day it might be my turn.

 

[Brownslave688]

Report them.

Snitches get stitches.

 

[scooby0048]

In Arizona they use artificial turf. Looks like crap to me. I used to get a kick out of visiting my mother-in-law at her retirement park in Casa Grande, Az. and watching all the old geezers rake their rocks. When she moved out I kept her rock rake----just in case some day it might be my turn.

I know, I was right down the road from Casa Grande. I still have my rock fluffing rake. It really is a handy thing now as I use it to snatch up the bigger twigs and trash that comes into my yard.

 

[Brownslave688]

Silver maples grow fast so are used a lot as shade trees but disease prone and shallow roots. I had a couple in my yard I cut down.

I’ve got one at the house and a few at the farm.

Biggest trouble I’ve had is you’re just constantly picking up branches that break

 

[Operational needs]

I’ve got one at the house and a few at the farm.

Biggest trouble I’ve had is you’re just constantly picking up branches that break

But they’re great indicators of rain, right? Lol.

 

[Wally]

In Arizona they use artificial turf. Looks like crap to me. I used to get a kick out of visiting my mother-in-law at her retirement park in Casa Grande, Az. and watching all the old geezers rake their rocks. When she moved out I kept her rock rake----just in case some day it might be my turn.

Raking the rocks for what?

 

[scooby0048]

Raking the rocks for what?

Aesthetics.

Can't go around having your rock yard look like people walked all over it. The cactus might get mad!

 

[burrheadd]

Good day for a mow! Lots of rain making things look good. Some milorganite going down.

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Uh, @Wally you know that’s a heavy metal that can infiltrate ground water

Don’t you

 

[burrheadd]

I usually go around so not to mess the lines. lol

Smh

 

[burrheadd]

My neighbor mowed his grass yesterday and again today. He had it resodded 2 weeks ago because a tree trimmer boogered his grass up a little. He is obsessed with his yard. I see him out there before daylight picking weeds with a flashlight. lol.

Didn’t know you lived by @Wally

 

[burrheadd]

I must have missed that memo. Maybe they were too busy, allowing names like KuntyKen and BalSacBill to be created.

Lmao

Don’t forget @olroadbeech

 

[scooby0048]

Lmao

Don’t forget @olroadbeech

I wasn't kidding...

 

[scooby0048]

Lmao

Don’t forget @olroadbeech

Oh, my mistake, his name isn't BalSacBill. It's BalSacJohn

 

[Turdferguson]

I must have missed that memo. Maybe they were too busy, allowing names like KuntyKen and BalSacBill to be created.

You can feel the envy oozing off this post that you didn't think of BalSacBill for your name

 

[scooby0048]

You can feel the envy oozing off this post that you didn't think of BalSacBill for your name

I was vying for the name KY-bi but I noticed you had already taken it. I'm pondering the idea of dicksackdirk.

 

[oldngray]

Multiple fans injured by lightning strike at Tour Championship after weather delay

 

[Wally]

Uh, @Wally you know that’s a heavy metal that can infiltrate ground water

Don’t you

Oh well...