By Invitation Only

[cosmo1]

I’d say she did alright.
He drives a leased Altima
Lives in an old folks home
And works at H&R Block

He said he was going to buy out his lease when he retired.

Guess he looked into the depreciation curve of Nissans.

 

[Brownslave688]

Dave has a list!

“Won’t be engaging”


Seems about as good as his word that he wouldn’t be on here ever again after retiring.

 

[542thruNthru]

“Won’t be engaging”


Seems about as good as his word that he wouldn’t be on here ever again after retiring.

"Won't be engaging"

Unless he thinks he has a witty comeback. If he was serious he would put everyone on ignore.

I swear it's like a toddler holding their breath because they're upset. It's just a show and means nothing.

 

[Operational needs]

This is actually a real product. Someone sent me the meme so I looked it up. Lol.

 

[oldngray]

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This is actually a real product. Someone sent me the meme so I looked it up. Lol.

It makes the perfect Christmas gift?

 

[542thruNthru]

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This is actually a real product. Someone sent me the meme so I looked it up. Lol.

My first thought was.. "that's a small bottle."

 

[Indecisi0n]

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This is actually a real product. Someone sent me the meme so I looked it up. Lol.

Do they have anus cleaner ?

 

[rod]

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This is actually a real product. Someone sent me the meme so I looked it up. Lol.

 

[rod]

Do they have anus cleaner ?

That was probably invented first. Ask @Indecisi0n

 

[Wilson1397]

Do they have anus cleaner ?

I would think in your case you would just use the clean penis

 

[Indecisi0n]

I would think in your case you would just use the clean penis

Are you clean?

 

[Brownslave688]

That’s sort of his M.O.

Just found some weller 107

 

[burrheadd]

Just found some weller 107

dry as a bone around here

 

[MyTripisCut]

Where is this list?

 

[retiredTxfeeder]

Where is this list?

I'm pist. I thought I'd make the list for sure. Me must have just forgot to put me on it. Maybe I'll make the revised list.

 

[MyTripisCut]

I'm pist. I thought I'd make the list for sure. Me must have just forgot to put me on it. Maybe I'll make the revised list.

Me too!

 

[MyTripisCut]

So, my kids threw away their homework today. Now the ing elves aren’t coming tonight, tomorrow morning should be epic.

 

[542thruNthru]

So, my kids threw away their homework today. Now the ing elves aren’t coming tonight, tomorrow morning should be epic.

Why did they throw away their homework?

 

[MyTripisCut]

Why did they throw away their homework?

They didn’t want to do it. Just wanted to play Nintendo Switch all night instead.

 

[cosmo1]

They didn’t want to do it. Just wanted to play Nintendo Switch all night instead.

No more Disney.