By Invitation Only

[sailfish]

How many times did you practice saying that line to your sups?

I had worse things for them.

 

[Operational needs]

No, this was years ago. She's like "hAhAhA! aRe YoU sErIoUs??" I told her to get the out.

If I wanted my doll dressed like Elsa she already would be.

FYI, you might not want to try role play the first time you sleep with a girl. You have to feel her out first and see how open she is to trying different things.

 

[sailfish]

FYI, you might not want to try role play the first time you sleep with a girl. You have to feel her out first and see how open she is to trying different things.

Well I won't have to worry about that anymore.

 

[542thruNthru]

FYI, you might not want to try role play the first time you sleep with a girl. You have to feel her out first and see how open she is to trying different things.

Who's got time for that!

"Hey here's a hamburglar costume. Put it on and meet me in the bedroom!"

Robble robble!

 

[Operational needs]

Who's got time for that!

"Hey here's a hamburglar costume. Put it on and meet me in the bedroom!"

Robble robble!

Lol. I’m sure you’ll find SOMEONE who will be onboard. Lol.

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

Y'all. Got. Issues.

 

[Brownslave688]

FYI, you might not want to try role play the first time you sleep with a girl. You have to feel her out first and see how open she is to trying different things.

Hell we are assuming it was a girl

 

[542thruNthru]

Lol. I’m sure you’ll find SOMEONE who will be onboard. Lol.

Women loving being the hamburglar. I think it's the mask.

 

[542thruNthru]

Y'all. Got. Issues.

Hey, I'm not going to take that from some homeschooled weirdo!

 

[Operational needs]

I just saw a NY Times article that said that 3 out of 4 Americans are ordered to stay home. Judging by the traffic I see that’s not happening here.

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

Hey, I'm not going to take that from some homeschooled weirdo!

I thought I was a weirdo before I met you lot.
I bet you dress up as Grimace.

 

[sailfish]

Y'all. Got. Issues.

They sure do.

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

They sure do.

Fess up. You wanted her to dress up like that snowman.

 

[SmithBarney]

I just saw a NY Times article that said that 3 out of 4 Americans are ordered to stay home. Judging by the traffic I see that’s not happening here.

I had to go out yesterday(plumbing emergency).. lady and husband in lowes hardware with a 5day old baby shopping for a pressurewasher (the baby and lady could have stayed home)

 

[Brownslave688]

I just saw a NY Times article that said that 3 out of 4 Americans are ordered to stay home. Judging by the traffic I see that’s not happening here.

Well you do have chik fil a sauce for sale at Publix there now. So imma need you to send me a case.

 

[Brownslave688]

Fess up. You wanted her to dress up like that snowman.

@sailfish


“I’m gonna sit on your nose so hard”

 

[Operational needs]

Y'all. Got. Issues.

That’s why you keep coming back. Lol

 

[Wally]

FYI, you might not want to try role play the first time you sleep with a girl. You have to feel her out first and see how open she is to trying different things.

He will role play as a cannon.

 

[Operational needs]

I had to go out yesterday(plumbing emergency).. lady and husband in lowes hardware with a 5day old baby shopping for a pressurewasher (the baby and lady could have stayed home)

Even in normal times there’s no way I’d take my baby out before it’s two weeks old.

 

[Operational needs]

Well you do have chik fil a sauce for sale at Publix there now. So imma need you to send me a case.

Wuuut?? I did not know that. I’ll have to go look. You know I’d send you some.