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[oldngray]

I could see wearing a mask when driving if you just left a store and are just driving a short distance to another store and don't want to mess with taking it off and putting it right back on again. But not wearing a mask just to go somewhere.

 

[Brownslave688]

I could see wearing a mask when driving if you just left a store and are just driving a short distance to another store and don't want to mess with taking it off and putting it right back on again. But not wearing a mask just to go somewhere.

I heard @KingofFluff wears one in the bedroom at his wife’s request.


She’s much happier now.

 

[Brownslave688]

Well a surgeon my wife works with has it. But the hospital doesn’t want to use their test supply to test their workers. Smh

 

[oldngray]

Disney World Issued More Details About Its Reopening Plan Including Suspending FastPass+

 

[burrheadd]

I haven't even paid any attention to what the Guard is up to. I just hope they aren't limiting them to rubber bullets and tear gas. Time to lock and load the real stuff. I'll check it all out in the morning (see what is still smoldering anyway).

fire truck with a water cannon will clear them out

 

[rod]

fire truck with a water cannon will clear them out

how about a poop cannon

 

[Wally]

fire truck with a water cannon will clear them out

Who's not rooting for one of these reporters to get clocked live on the air?

 

[542thruNthru]

So the lesbians are staying at my house tonight because its one of their birthdays. Wife tells me they all started drinking... I have a weird feeling I might come home to some triple scissoring action.

 

[Operational needs]

So the lesbians are staying at my house tonight because its one of their birthdays. Wife tells me they all started drinking... I have a weird feeling I might come home to some triple scissoring action.

Don’t you wish! Lol.

 

[542thruNthru]

Don’t you wish! Lol.

Not really. I'll be way to tired to do anything.

 

[burrheadd]

So the lesbians are staying at my house tonight because its one of their birthdays. Wife tells me they all started drinking... I have a weird feeling I might come home to some triple scissoring action.

 

[542thruNthru]

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You're right. My wife would never go for it. Scissoring is ing tough!

 

[Operational needs]

You're right. My wife would never go for it. Scissoring is ing tough!

Not being a lesbian, I had to check urban dictionary to see what scissoring is. Lol.

 

[542thruNthru]

Not being a lesbian, I had to check urban dictionary to see what scissoring is. Lol.

Look at a video.. I'll say one thing. You won't find one of those Missouri heifers doing it. Thats got to be a damn full body work out.

 

[Operational needs]

Look at a video.. I'll say one thing. You won't find one of those Missouri heifers doing it. Thats got to be a damn full body work out.

Naaaah. I’m good.

 

[burrheadd]

Look at a video.. I'll say one thing. You won't find one of those Missouri heifers doing it. Thats got to be a damn full body work out.

you’d be surprised what these Missouri heffas can do

 

[542thruNthru]

Naaaah. I’m good.

You're missing out. Want me to send you a link to my favorite scissoring compilation video?

 

[Operational needs]

Look at a video.. I'll say one thing. You won't find one of those Missouri heifers doing it. Thats got to be a damn full body work out.

I sure am glad I like a manly package and don’t have to do all that. Lol.

 

[Operational needs]

You're missing out. Want me to send you a link to my favorite scissoring compilation video?

Naaaah. I’m good. Lol.

 

[oldngray]

you’d be surprised what these Missouri heffas can do

Show me?