By Invitation Only

[rod]

My wife was against getting them done when she was a baby. Wanted Ava to decide when. She’s been asking and we’ve been some recently and we’ve been checking out tattoo parlors.

Why don't you just stab her in the are about 20 times with a sewing needle and see if she likes it?

 

[Brownslave688]

Why don't you just stab her in the are about 20 times with a sewing needle and see if she likes it?

Tattoo parlors are by far the safest place to get pierced.

 

[542thruNthru]

Tattoo parlors are by far the safest place to get pierced.

That's where I got my prince albert.

 

[MyTripisCut]

That's where I got my prince albert.

Jesus H Christ

 

[Brownslave688]

Oh didn’t tell you all about my day. FML

What a start to the day. Get a call that my mini horses are out. Go out and look all over for them. Nowhere to be found. Finally find them behind the senior apartments across the street.

Get ahold of one. It drags me through the grass a good 50 feet before I let go. Now my whole body aches and the horses are still out. Go buy some apples to try and trick them. No luck. Won’t get within 100 ft of me. Finally get them pinned up in a neighbors field just in time to throw my uniform on and head to work.

 

[Brownslave688]

Jesus H Christ

Henry?

 

[MyTripisCut]

Oh didn’t tell you all about my day. FML

What a start to the day. Get a call that my mini horses are out. Go out and look all over for them. Nowhere to be found. Finally find them behind the senior apartments across the street.

Get ahold of one. It drags me through the grass a good 50 feet before I let go. Now my whole body aches and the horses are still out. Go buy some apples to try and trick them. No luck. Won’t get within 100 ft of me. Finally get them pinned up in a neighbors field just in time to throw my uniform on and head to work.

This never happens in Jersey....

 

[MyTripisCut]

Henry?

Holy Hell

Jesus Holy Hell Christ.

 

[542thruNthru]

Oh didn’t tell you all about my day. FML

What a start to the day. Get a call that my mini horses are out. Go out and look all over for them. Nowhere to be found. Finally find them behind the senior apartments across the street.

Get ahold of one. It drags me through the grass a good 50 feet before I let go. Now my whole body aches and the horses are still out. Go buy some apples to try and trick them. No luck. Won’t get within 100 ft of me. Finally get them pinned up in a neighbors field just in time to throw my uniform on and head to work.

You'd think you'd learn to build a better fence

I'm sure you neighbors love you. I think this is the 4th time I've heard you say they got out.

 

[MyTripisCut]

You'd think you'd learn to build a better fence

I'm sure you neighbors love you. I think this is the 4th time I've heard you say they got out.

That’s because he makes the fence posts himself out of some half assed tree.

 

[burrheadd]

That's where I got my prince albert.

friend*en weirdo

 

[MyTripisCut]

friend*en weirdo

California.....

 

[542thruNthru]

friend*en weirdo

I'll pm you a pic.

 

[Brownslave688]

You'd think you'd learn to build a better fence

I'm sure you neighbors love you. I think this is the 4th time I've heard you say they got out.

They broke the gate. Electric is going up right now.

I told the wife if they get out again they’re coming back as ikea meatballs

 

[sailfish]

Why don't you just stab her in the are about 20 times with a sewing needle and see if she likes it?

A regular needle just displaces the skin. A parlor [should] use a hollow needle that actually punches out a hole for the piercing to fit. Of course we're talking on a very small scale.

 

[Brownslave688]

Holy Hell

Jesus Holy Hell Christ.

That would be H H

 

[Brownslave688]

This never happens in Jersey....

Color me shocked

 

[rod]

A regular needle just displaces the skin. A parlor [should] use a hollow needle that actually punches out a hole for the piercing to fit. Of course we're talking on a very small scale.

I don't care if its a sewing needle or a tattoo needle--it still isn't a pleasant experience.

 

[rod]

Tattoo parlors are by far the safest place to get pierced.

you have any tattoos?

 

[BigUnionGuy]

Op

@BigUnionGuy ? True?

In the Central they can schedule you for a 6th and 7th punch.

If you aren't scheduled, the work is offered to the top and forced from the bottom.