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[Wally]

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That's where I got my prince albert.

 

[Operational needs]

That's where I got my prince albert.

Freak. Lol.

 

[Operational needs]

I just picked this orange from the tree we had planted. It’s like an orange on steroids! I’ve never seen one so big. I’ve seen grapefruit smaller.

 

[oldngray]

 

[old levi's]

Henry?

Howard.

From the Lord's prayer, Howard be thy name...

 

[Brownslave688]

you have any tattoos?

Nope

 

[Brownslave688]

A regular needle just displaces the skin. A parlor [should] use a hollow needle that actually punches out a hole for the piercing to fit. Of course we're talking on a very small scale.

Or the piercing guns that just shoot it through the skin lol

I just figure get it done right. Whenever she wants it we will go get it done. Seen kids do stupid like pierce it themselves. Get infections or just general pain forever because it wasn’t done right.

 

[Wally]

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I just picked this orange from the tree we had planted. It’s like an orange on steroids! I’ve never seen one so big. I’ve seen grapefruit smaller.

What variety is that? Do you use drip irrigation?

 

[burrheadd]

Or the piercing guns that just shoot it through the skin lol

I just figure get it done right. Whenever she wants it we will go get it done. Seen kids do stupid * like pierce it themselves. Get infections or just general pain forever because it wasn’t done right.

Back in my day there was a girl that did all the piercing of ears
Something about putting a piece of ice on the ear to numb it then poking a needle through
Needle was of course sterilized by a lighter flame

Alcohol stolen from somebody’s parents was normally involved

 

[Operational needs]

What variety is that? Do you use drip irrigation?

I’m not sure what variety. The tag may still be on the tree. I’ll check later.

Drip irrigation? Lol. Yes, from the Man upstairs. We watered it for the first month or so.

 

[Wally]

I’m not sure what variety. The tag may still be on the tree. I’ll check later.

Drip irrigation? Lol. Yes, from the Man upstairs. We watered it for the first month or so.

Might be a dwarf or mini-dwarf variety. Self pollinating?

 

[sailfish]

you have any tattoos?

Probably has "farmboi" across his lower back.

 

[Operational needs]

Might be a dwarf or mini-dwarf variety. Self pollinating?

I have no idea. The tree is only about 4 feet tall and probably has 15 oranges already.

 

[Wally]

I have no idea. The tree is only about 4 feet tall and probably has 15 oranges already.

Ok, get back to us with a full report.

 

[Operational needs]

Ok, get back to us with a full report.

I’ll make sure to do that.

 

[sailfish]

@Wally what's better? Kentucky bluegrass or Bermuda?

 

[Wally]

@Wally what's better? Kentucky bluegrass or Bermuda?

It's one or the other depending on where you live. Bermuda loves the heat, kbg the cool.

 

[oldngray]

 

[Brownslave688]

Back in my day there was a girl that did all the piercing of ears
Something about putting a piece of ice on the ear to numb it then poking a needle through
Needle was of course sterilized by a lighter flame

Alcohol stolen from somebody’s parents was normally involved

Apparently this is how @MyTripisCut wants his daughter to do hers

 

[Brownslave688]

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