Why will you work at UPS?
Pros of working at FedEx:
1. Excellent pay
2. Good benefits
3. Helpful management
4. Good coworkers
5. Flexibility
6. Buffeteria.
7. A sense of purpose in your life
Need I go further??
Pros of working at UPS:
1. There is none.
1. Where? At headquarters?
2. Umm, what planet are you living on?
3. SOME helpful management. Definitely a much friendlier hourly/management relationship.
4. Mostly good coworkers. Many newbies are weird.
5. Hahahahahahahaha!
6. Again, where? Headquarters?
7. Who needs to work at FedEx for a sense of purpose in life.
Hopefully, you’re just trying to be funny, because your post IS funny.