Change your photo, change your name and act like you're from Michigan.

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I didn't even know you were here @Gumby, I'm surprised.

I'm keeping an eye on @Future

 

[AsweetGirl]

Go away

I made this thread. It was my safe place. Now you're telling me to leave. I haven't even offered my guests homemade sammiches yet.

 

[AsweetGirl]

When does a sandwich cook?

When is Bakin' lettuce and tomato.

 

[AsweetGirl]

I'm keeping an eye on @Future

Touché

 

[Future]

Touché

So who r you?

 

[over9five]

So who r you?

I know.

 

[AsweetGirl]

So who r you?

A 27 year old female who got a job at ups as a package handler.

 

[Future]

I know.

I am conjuring the sprit

 

[AsweetGirl]

So who r you?

You have nothing to be afraid of, I could never steal your job. I don't drink alcohol.

 

[Future]

A 27 year old female who got a job at ups as a package handler.

 

[AsweetGirl]

I know.

Oh... then perhaps I should say a 27 year old female who passed the background check and has scheduled a tour for the package handling job.

 

[Future]

You have nothing to be afraid of, I could never steal your job. I don't drink alcohol.

You must do a lot of drugs

 

[AsweetGirl]

You must do a lot of drugs

Drugs are bad.

 

[Future]

Drugs are bad.

So you should stop

 

[Future]

You have nothing to be afraid of, I could never steal your job. I don't drink alcohol.

You couldn't shine my knob

 

[AsweetGirl]

You couldn't shine my knob

Wouldn't be able to find it.

 

[Future]

Wouldn't be able to find it.

Right in your moms mouth

 

[AsweetGirl]

Right in your moms mouth

Do you even know the definition of ignite?

I'm all for "your mom jokes".
But the word you chose to ignite your joke, just wasn't funny to me.

 

[AsweetGirl]

That's better.
"Ignite" in your mom's mouth- wasn't funny.
"Right" in your mom's mouth- shows improvement and promise for a potential comical execution one day in the future, if you keep practicing.

 

[Future]

Ahh auto correct.

Tell ya what ....