Cigarette smoker's thread.

[zubenelgenubi]

Here's a thought, instead of smoking three packs a day, how about three cigarettes, and, not every day? Honestly, how can someone actually smoke three packs a day? Ain't nobody got time for that.

 

[Covemastah]

Yuck, I have never even heard of a woman that chews.

Vermont lesbians , always have skoal on the dashboard of the Subaru

 

[UnionStrong]

Vermont lesbians , always have skoal on the dashboard of the Subaru

They like Subarus. And Birkenstock…Vermont lesbians.. Lmao!

 

[UnionStrong]

I have a major mastication problem. I have to do it several times a day, or I start feeling light-headed and grouchy.

What do you like to masticate to?

 

[bleedinbrown58]

That sucks…you were probably pretty excited when you first met…then she says that and it’s like a dagger in the nutt sack… pretty much kills the date dead cold at the exact time she mentions the chewing.

Well a little disappointed at the time yes but what can you do? lol

 

[UnionStrong]

Well a little disappointed at the time yes but what can you do? lol

Move on to the next victim

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Move on to the next victim

Pretty much lol.

 

[zubenelgenubi]

What do you like to masticate to?

Masticate to? Like do I listen to Christina Aguilara while eating a Philly cheesesteak?

 

[UnionStrong]

Masticate to? Like do I listen to Christina Aguilara while eating a Philly cheesesteak?

Excellent

 

[Peak Season]

What's with smokers seemingly unable to responsibly dispose of cigarette butts? They toss it on the ground? Ashtray only a few feet away.

For some reason UPS didn’t have an ashtray or smoker’s pole outside our warehouse. Everyone had to drop the butts on the ground before heading back in.

 

[bbsam]

11 years ago this year, I quit

My wife and I quit 20 years ago because she wanted to have kids. I told her we had to quit smoking first because I couldn’t stand the thought of a baby smelling like cigarettes.

She said ok we quit.

Great trade off!

 

[542thruNthru]

Masticate to? Like do I listen to Christina Aguilara while eating a Philly cheesesteak?

@MyTripisCut does

 

[oldngray]

@MyTripisCut does

Wit Wiz

 

[542thruNthru]

Wit Wiz

Oh absolutely

 

[zubenelgenubi]

@MyTripisCut does

Doesn't everybody?

 

[MECH-lift]

I remember smoking inside Arby’s they had the gold colored ash trays

 

[MECH-lift]

@MECH-lift use to smoke tobacco , I prefer much more natural substances these days.

 

[Covemastah]

My old man would smoke in church Lol. Just kidding But he smokes any place back in the day

 

[Wally]

My old man would smoke in church Lol. Just kidding But he smokes any place back in the day

The temple was filled with smoke from the glory of God and from His power. (Revelation 15:8)

 

[burrheadd]

My claim to fame
Have never smoked a cigarette in my life