colonoscopies

[chev]

Ya, ummm sorry zchev, I can not relate!

Oh you really should have it done. It's a "blast"

Rod--I thought I would never get it all out. I was so afraid I was gonna chit myself on the way to the procedure.

Downsized-- I feel I am being hypnotized by your avatar. It reminds me a Scott Sigler's book "Infected"

 

[LiL"Comet"]

Chev from a female perspective hell half of those do apply!!! I had to have one about 8 yrs ago and will be up to have another in about 2 yrs.

The procedure very easy in fact painless butt boy afterwards how toot, toot, tuts fly!!! LOL All I remember when I woke up on my way to the recovery room was the nurse leaned down to me and said "listen honey your going to be experiencing quiet a bit of flatulence so you just don't be afraid to let it out OK" I felt like my kindergarten teacher was telling me it was OK not to be afraid of something.

I still was feeling some drugs so I let out what I thought was a little one it rumbled the dam curtains!!! I looked over at my husband all I saw was the back of him leaving the room. LOL What was so bad was I wasn't in a room by myself it was just curtains dividing people who were just coming out of surgery's and things. Every Time you know how you kinda make a face when your letting one go.. well LOL LOL I was sharing another tune with the world I had a visitor stick his head in the door, OMG what timing I thought I would die!!!

My husband finally came back to the room about 30 minutes later asking me are you done yet?? LOL I said wow that how someone feels when there having sex with someone and other person says "are you done Yet"?
I will definitely never forget my first time!!! LOL

 

[cachsux]

A colonoscopie is like getting driving directions, go 1/4 mile then turn left.

 

[Big Babooba]

 

[chev]

YouTube - farts can kill

I swear I laugh at this video every time I see it.

 

[Kingpin13]

why do they make u fart before you can leave????? i never had one done

 

[stevetheupsguy]

why do they make u fart before you can leave????? i never had one done

So you don't explode.

 

[moreluck]

They force air into you and if you don't expel the air, you will have severe cramping.,,,,OR float to the ceiling.

 

[LiL"Comet"]

why do they make u fart before you can leave????? i never had one done

Like MoreLuck said if you don't just let it go LOL you will be hurting pretty bad... You gotta just let it out

 

[chev]

There's nothing quite like a good fart. It's quite cleansing.
For some reason my wife has a different opinion about that when snuggled up in bed. I just don't understand why.

 

[dilligaf]

You're hilarious Chev.

 

[chev]

You're hilarious Chev.

I take pride in buffoonery.

 

[dilligaf]

Anyone that would use Elmo as an avatar should be able to take pride in baffoonery

 

[chev]

Anyone that would use Elmo as an avatar should be able to take pride in baffoonery

Elmo.................Grover is very insulted.

 

[stevetheupsguy]

Dilli!!!Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[dilligaf]

Ya you're right. It's been a very long time since I've dealt with anything kids.


All I know is they are cute and fuzzy and cuddly. Hmmmmmm
Oh! (forgot where I was for a minute) never mind.

 

[chev]

Good one Steve. Thanks for giving her a visual. I think it helped a lot.

 

[moreluck]

So, now do we have to change the title of this thread to "Grover Gets a Colonoscopy"?

 

[Dfigtree]

I've said it berfore and I'll say it again ... My doctor's assuring comment to me before my first colonscopy ...

"A colonoscope is the only medical instrument with an ******* at both ends."

Very reassuring.

 

[chev]

So, now do we have to change the title of this thread to "Grover Gets a Colonoscopy"?

lmao. That would be a great title for a new childrens book.