Creepy old lady becoming obsessed with me.

[Old Man Jingles]

So how much can you bench?
Is that why you are embarrassed, because you don't bench very much?

And you bench everyday since you work at the counter.
They pull you off the bench in peak season only!

 

[Wally]

This lady has been ordering stuff nonstop. She literally waits for me outside or just looking outside her window waiting for her stuff. She has probably spent at least $5k on shipping in the last 6 months. She orders tons of small stuff like from the same company. I swear she orders so that I come at least once a day. It's getting creepy mainly because every time I hand her package she never looks at the package but has her eyes locked on me. I tried being friendly at first a little hi there how are you, but now she wants to talk about other stuff like how much can I bench and if I'm married. Everyone at work knows her cause when I'm on vacation whoever covers my route will tell me this weird ass old lady is asking about me and when I will come back. I would just DR and run but she is OUTSIDE waiting for me its creeping me out. What do i do at this point?

On my way. I brought the flavored lube

Yuk

 

[bbsam]

Hey! I’m not old!

Pics please

 

[Brownslave688]

Been married 45 years. Always wore one.

We certainly march to the beat of a different drum in our marriage

 

[Turdferguson]

And you bench everyday since you work at the counter.
They pull you off the bench in peak season only!

I'll have you know that I had to deliver about a month and half ago. Was walking through the building looking for some of our counter packages and the center manager made me go deliver all the air on a route they forgot to man. So suck it old man

 

[badpal]

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I know i getting old , when i find that pic kinda hot.

 

[Wally]

Hey! I’m not old!

 

[Operational needs]

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Be quiet, Old Man. Lol.

 

[bbsam]

Been married 45 years. Always wore one.

Nope. Not happening. If she gets pregnant it’s her problem.

 

[Froome]

Maybe we should ask for child support in the contract. I don't know about all of you but I've been screwed so many times by ups I have to be pregnant.

 

[Operational needs]

I'll have you know that I had to deliver about a month and half ago. Was walking through the building looking for some of our counter packages and the center manager made me go deliver all the air on a route they forgot to man. So suck it old man

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

You guys are harsh! My mind went straight to something like Sally Field, the Queen of Cougars for some reason.

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Psh that's sally field 20 years ago. If we are talking cougar than Michelle Pfeiffer.

If we are talking MILF, then Charlize Theron

 

[Turdferguson]

I was traumatized

 

[burrheadd]

Psh that's sally field 20 years ago. If we are talking cougar than Michelle Pfeiffer.
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If we are talking MILF, then Charlize Theron
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Gilf= Claire Underwood

 

[Indecisi0n]

Hit it and quit it.

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

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Gilf= Claire Underwood

I never found Robyn Wright all that attractive tbh

 

[burrheadd]

I never found Robyn Wright all that attractive tbh

Too each his own

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

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Gilf= Claire Underwood

Now heres a real gilf. I'd give Helen Mirren a good poking.

 

[VelcroVestsAreTearable]

This lady has been ordering stuff nonstop. She literally waits for me outside or just looking outside her window waiting for her stuff. She has probably spent at least $5k on shipping in the last 6 months. She orders tons of small stuff like from the same company. I swear she orders so that I come at least once a day. It's getting creepy mainly because every time I hand her package she never looks at the package but has her eyes locked on me. I tried being friendly at first a little hi there how are you, but now she wants to talk about other stuff like how much can I bench and if I'm married. Everyone at work knows her cause when I'm on vacation whoever covers my route will tell me this weird ass old lady is asking about me and when I will come back. I would just DR and run but she is OUTSIDE waiting for me its creeping me out. What do i do at this point?

You be nice to that poor old lady, you could be her only visitor, you never know.

 

[Johnny onthe Spot]

Just wait until you show up and she's wearing lingerie waiting for her package