Darwin Awards

Babagounj

Strength through joy
News Flash.....We might have to start a new category
Winners who are still alive............

McDaniel’s song was released on YouTube July 19, and police said it included details that were not publicly released regarding the killing.
 

UnionStrong

Sorry, but I don’t care anymore.
News Flash.....We might have to start a new category
Winners who are still alive............

McDaniel’s song was released on YouTube July 19, and police said it included details that were not publicly released regarding the killing.
Another Mensa candidate
 

Babagounj

Strength through joy
Cody Allen Wade, who was found guilty in August of the 2020 killing of Carl Haviland, likely sealed his fate when he called his mom’s phone and left a voicemail but failed to hang up before stabbing his victim four times.
 

Babagounj

Strength through joy
Here's a runner up.

Fort Wayne, Indiana.

The chaos erupted shortly before 10am Friday, when the Fort Wayne Police Department said they began pursuing a motorist after they refused to pull over.

The suspect then led cops on a high-speed chase for around 20 minutes to his mother's house, where police said an 'item exchange occurred between the suspect and his mother.'

When Gray tried to go back inside, her son accelerated his vehicle into her and grazed another, sending her several feet into the air while shocked onlookers could be heard exclaiming. The footage concludes as several gunshots ring out, and Burley was struck by one of the shots.

Both Burley and the officer he grazed reportedly suffered non-life-threatening injuries. Despite being alarmingly flung into the air by the impact, Gray refused medical treatment at the scene and is expected to make a full recovery.
 

UnionStrong

Sorry, but I don’t care anymore.
Here's a runner up.

Fort Wayne, Indiana.

The chaos erupted shortly before 10am Friday, when the Fort Wayne Police Department said they began pursuing a motorist after they refused to pull over.

The suspect then led cops on a high-speed chase for around 20 minutes to his mother's house, where police said an 'item exchange occurred between the suspect and his mother.'

When Gray tried to go back inside, her son accelerated his vehicle into her and grazed another, sending her several feet into the air while shocked onlookers could be heard exclaiming. The footage concludes as several gunshots ring out, and Burley was struck by one of the shots.

Both Burley and the officer he grazed reportedly suffered non-life-threatening injuries. Despite being alarmingly flung into the air by the impact, Gray refused medical treatment at the scene and is expected to make a full recovery.
Like a circus act. Lol
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
Here's a runner up.

Fort Wayne, Indiana.

The chaos erupted shortly before 10am Friday, when the Fort Wayne Police Department said they began pursuing a motorist after they refused to pull over.

The suspect then led cops on a high-speed chase for around 20 minutes to his mother's house, where police said an 'item exchange occurred between the suspect and his mother.'

When Gray tried to go back inside, her son accelerated his vehicle into her and grazed another, sending her several feet into the air while shocked onlookers could be heard exclaiming. The footage concludes as several gunshots ring out, and Burley was struck by one of the shots.

Both Burley and the officer he grazed reportedly suffered non-life-threatening injuries. Despite being alarmingly flung into the air by the impact, Gray refused medical treatment at the scene and is expected to make a full recovery.
The cretin is ineligible for the Darwin.
 

Wally

BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns
True Darwin winner. Her trespassing actions may have taken her out of the gene pool, either that or she died previously from an overdose before she became gator chow. Either way, she's a winner.

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