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[Wally]

Oops!

Horrifying video captures Hawaii cliff jumper’s final moments as he plummets to his death

Santiago Bourdieu, a 28-year-old rugby player and fitness instructor, got a running start as he catapulted toward the cliff’s edge — but then plummeted straight down the cliff’s rocky, …

nypost.com

 

[oldngray]

Maybe not a winner but at least a near miss

Tourist loses both hands trying to take photo with shark in Turks and Caicos

A Canadian tourist lost both her hands when she tried to take a picture with a 6-foot shark while swimming in Turks and Caicos and it bit her.

nypost.com

 

[UnionStrong]

Maybe not a winner but at least a near miss

Tourist loses both hands trying to take photo with shark in Turks and Caicos

A Canadian tourist lost both her hands when she tried to take a picture with a 6-foot shark while swimming in Turks and Caicos and it bit her.

nypost.com

Stupid ass Canadian

 

[Operational needs]

Stupid ass Canadian

Unfortunately Canada doesn’t have the monopoly. Lol.

 

[Operational needs]

Maybe not a winner but at least a near miss

Tourist loses both hands trying to take photo with shark in Turks and Caicos

A Canadian tourist lost both her hands when she tried to take a picture with a 6-foot shark while swimming in Turks and Caicos and it bit her.

nypost.com

A shark biting people. Who would’ve ever thunk it.

 

[UnionStrong]

A shark biting people. Who would’ve ever thunk it.

Especially when you’re trying to pet it.

 

[Fred's Myth]

Especially when you’re trying to pet it.

Or hug it.

Leftists, take note!

 

[UnionStrong]

Or hug it.

Leftists, take note!

Save the sharks!

 

[Thebrownblob]

Maybe not a winner but at least a near miss

Tourist loses both hands trying to take photo with shark in Turks and Caicos

A Canadian tourist lost both her hands when she tried to take a picture with a 6-foot shark while swimming in Turks and Caicos and it bit her.

nypost.com

Can someone give this guy a hand?

 

[Wally]

Teen who died after injecting himself with butterfly remains spent 7 agonizing days in the hospital

The Brazilian teen who died after injecting himself with butterfly remains suffered in agonizing pain for a week before his death.

nypost.com

 

[UnionStrong]

Teen who died after injecting himself with butterfly remains spent 7 agonizing days in the hospital

The Brazilian teen who died after injecting himself with butterfly remains suffered in agonizing pain for a week before his death.

nypost.com

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He looked pretty stupid

 

[Wally]

He looked pretty stupid

Hope the funeral director shoves some mothballs in that casket.

 

[over9five]

"Suffered in agony", the new Butterfly Effect.