dumb question thread

stevetheupsguy · Mar 22, 2009

tonyexpress said:
How many dumb questions will be posted in this thread??

My educated guess...565!!

How much do you want to bet that tonyexpress closes this thread at 565?

HEFFERNAN · Mar 22, 2009

Can fat people go skinny-dipping ?

scratch · Mar 22, 2009

Where can I buy some UPS socks at?

UpstateNYUPSer(Ret) · Mar 22, 2009

Credit or debit?

HEFFERNAN · Mar 22, 2009

Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?

dilligaf · Mar 22, 2009

paper or plastic?

local804 · Mar 22, 2009

What happened yesterday?

UpstateNYUPSer(Ret) · Mar 22, 2009

(At a restaurant) Do you need change?

dilligaf · Mar 22, 2009

UpstateNYUPSer said:
(At a restaurant) Do you need change?

Waiter/waitress may as well ask "do I get a tip?".

Dagoof · Mar 22, 2009

scratch said:
Where can I buy some UPS socks at?

Ive got some ill sell you. Do you want holes or no holes

scratch · Mar 22, 2009

Dagoof said:
Ive got some ill sell you. Do you want holes or no holes

Just one hole, the one I put my foot in.........

bubsdad · Mar 22, 2009

From dispatch: Why'd you get out the gate late last night, have problems?

705red · Mar 22, 2009

Are we there yet?

dilligaf · Mar 22, 2009

What time is it?

moreluck · Mar 23, 2009

Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?

wrecker · Mar 23, 2009

Why do we park on the driveway, and drive on the parkway?

Pkgrunner · Mar 23, 2009

Will I be over dispatched today?

over9five · Mar 23, 2009

Pkgrunner said:
Will I be over dispatched today?

That really IS a dumb question!!!! You know you will be!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!

moreluck · Mar 23, 2009

Why is it that bullets ricochet off of Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?

55andout? · Mar 23, 2009

How can our government and economy be so screwed up when we have all democrats running the show?