Friday nite drunk chat

curiousbrain

Well-Known Member
So, I'm at this restaurant, and I order a Miller Lite bottle; the waitress puts it down. She walks away, and goes into the kitchen - she grabs her ****, and comes back in less than a minute, and the bottle is empty, I need another Miller; it was great.

I must've drank a dozen Miller's in at least an hour.

I don't even know how I'm still standing, frankly. And my punctuation is so good right now.

I love beer.
 

over9five

Moderator
Staff member
So, I'm at this restaurant, and I order a Miller Lite bottle; the waitress puts it down. She walks away, and goes into the kitchen - she grabs her ****, and comes back in less than a minute, and the bottle is empty, I need another Miller; it was great.

I must've drank a dozen Miller's in at least an hour.

I don't even know how I'm still standing, frankly. And my punctuation is so good right now.

I love beer.
Unfortunately, we have no idea what she grabbed.
 

ymelord

Well-Known Member
It is my sorrowful duty to report ... that, much to the everlasting chagrin of my fellow UPS'ers ...

She grabbed the empty bottle.

Was your bottle in your lap

...........

Yep. Sorry ... can't all be winners.

At least, I'm honest about it.

Was your bottle in your lap
 
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