From The Chairman: Covid-19

[MrFedEx]

Dear Team,

Thanks for everything you do, to make me rich. I am SO happy with Covid-19 and with our great President's response to it. I thought he was an idiot when I went begging at Trump Tower to do away with his isolationist trade policies that would kill FedEx profits, but NO, he's been a freaking savior for me by totally mishandling the virus!! And now, a third and more severe wave that will increase online shopping even more. Thank you, Mr Trump!!

To tell the truth (hard for me), before the blessing of Covid, I was in frantic negotiations with Jeff Bezos and the Walton family, just hoping they would take the Express albatross from around my neck for 30-40 cents on the dollar. I was down for the count, and the propellers of the Titanic were just about to slip beneath the waves, and BLAM!!....Covid-19 to the rescue. Now, we have so much freight (and profit) that we're dictating terms to customers on whether we'll even take their freaking package. Surcharges, elimination of service guarantees, and so much more. $$$$$$$

Tragically, some team members have lost their lives to Covid while making me money, but that's OK, because like Trump, the only one who really matters is ME!! I'm in a secret bunker underneath the Memphis Pyramid in a hermetically sealed chamber where those failed delivery bots transport everything in and out. My air supply is filtered,my water is filtered 75 times, and I wear a silver astronaut suit and helmet just like Dr. Evil. I even have a short little clone named Dano, who caters to my every need and goes on social media to spread the "truth" about FedEx. LOFL!! All of you are SO gullible!!

Anyway, my bot is bringing me my caviar, Dom Perignon, and more Jack Daniels, so I'm going to have to sign-off now. Keep pumping up those stock prices and "stay safe" out there making me mo and mo money!!

Love,
Fearless Fred

 

[Gone fishin]

Maybe he can join Nancy in Chinatown , she said it’s safe and no mask needed. Maybe ride the subway with Diblasio or hit the old folks home with Cuomo.
I think both sides are doing their fair share

 

[vantexan]

Maybe he can join Nancy in Chinatown , she said it’s safe and no mask needed. Maybe ride the subway with Diblasio or hit the old folks home with Cuomo.
I think both sides are doing their fair share

Now now, no sense being truthful about things.

 

[59 Dano]

I remember back when these were almost entertaining.

 

[falcon back]

Can someone put MFE in a bottle and put the cork back on it. His misery with life in general might be contagious. Must suck hating life that much.

 

[59 Dano]

Can someone put MFE in a bottle and put the cork back on it. His misery with life in general might be contagious. Must suck hating life that much.

Take it easy on the guy. You'd be miserable too if you spent as many years here pretending that you had all these contacts across the country and you could easily disrupt operations and you had all sorts of dirt to really hurt the company and really, all it amounted to was 2 blog posts that no one saw

 

[falcon back]

Take it easy on the guy. You'd be miserable too if you spent as many years here pretending that you had all these contacts across the country and you could easily disrupt operations and you had all sorts of dirt to really hurt the company and really, all it amounted to was 2 blog posts that no one saw

I had someone send me a PM and said MFE is especially angry right now. His blow up doll sprung a leak.

 

[MrFedEx]

I had someone send me a PM and said MFE is especially angry right now. His blow up doll sprung a leak.

Nah. Trumptards make me angry. After all, 229,000 dead Americans can't be wrong, can they? You seem to know a lot about blow-up dolls, pal. What happened to your old username? Kick you off?

 

[Working4the1%]

MrFedex dropping knowledge!!!! 11/3/20 more knowledge drops. Forward this country must and will go.

 

[MrFedEx]

MrFedex dropping knowledge!!!! 11/3/20 more knowledge drops. Forward this country must and will go.

More knowledge. The virus is spiking and is nowhere near being controlled. The UK and France, among other countries, are going back into lockdowns. The US has the highest number of cases per capita in the world, and approximately 30% of Americans won't even take a future vaccine because they don't believe in the science. We have a president who openly contradicts scientists, epidemiologists, and doctors, even those on Team Trump. He lies to encourage division, discontent, and hatred in order to benefit himself. He is the essence of evil and dishonesty. He opposes Covid testing because he knows that widespread testing would reveal even higher infection rates.

Here is my personal example of a Trumper in my RE office. He is the guy with the Dodge Ram 4x4 with 2 giant flags(1 US and 1 Trump) on the rear bumper. I'm sure you've seen plenty of these "Real Americans" who think they are patriots and Trump is the best president ever.
He believes:
1. God will protect him, so no vaccine.
2. No masks, which don't work according to him. When he goes into a store he wears a partial mask with the nose exposed, and if he is required to wear a full mask, he has one that he has slit with razor blades.
3. God has chosen Trump to be the so-called Divine Monarch, an imperfect vessel God is using as His conduit.
4. The Earth is 6,000 years old.
5. The sea levels aren't rising, but the Earth is.
6. No climate change/global warming.
7. The Constitution is a God-given document, and the Founding Fathers were directly influenced by God.
8. The Second Amendment is everything. If you want a bazooka or a personal tank, that's OK. Seriously.
9. Originalism. No Amendments are OK and the Constitution should have never been changed, ever.
10.Full GOP belief system of no unions, RTW, the ACA is socialist etc.
11. The moon landing was fake and all spacecraft landing on other planets are also fake.
12. The speed of light is variable, not constant. This "explains" why stars millions of light years away can't be more than 6,000 years old.
13. Non-whites are inferior.
14. The Bible is literal.
15. Conceal carry, even at home 24/7. He can't carry at the office, which makes him extremely angry.

And on and on. Scared, angry, and ignorant. If he doesn't get his way on November 3rd, he's already advocated violence in the streets to oppose a "rigged" election. Of course, if Trump wins, it isn't rigged. How are we as a country going to unify and conquer Covid-19 with people like this out there? There are a lot of them, and they're ignorant to the point of fomenting rebellion if the GOP and Trump get kicked out of power.

 

[59 Dano]

Nah. Trumptards make me angry.

LOL, everything makes you angry.

 

[Fred's Myth]

More knowledge. The virus is spiking and is nowhere near being controlled. The UK and France, among other countries, are going back into lockdowns. The US has the highest number of cases per capita in the world, and approximately 30% of Americans won't even take a future vaccine because they don't believe in the science. We have a president who openly contradicts scientists, epidemiologists, and doctors, even those on Team Trump. He lies to encourage division, discontent, and hatred in order to benefit himself. He is the essence of evil and dishonesty.

Here is my personal example of a Trumper in my RE office. He is the guy with the Dodge Ram 4x4 with 2 giant flags(1 US and 1 Trump) on the rear bumper. I'm sure you've seen plenty of these "Real Americans" who think they are patriots and Trump is the best president ever.
He believes:
1. God will protect him, so no vaccine.
2. No masks, which don't work according to him. When he goes into a store he wears a partial mask with the nose exposed, and if he is required to wear a full mask, he has one that he has slit with razor blades.
3. God has chosen Trump to be the so-called Divine Monarch, an imperfect vessel God is using as His conduit.
4. The Earth is 6,000 years old.
5. The sea levels aren't rising, but the Earth is.
6. No climate change/global warming.
7. The Constitution is a God-given document, and the Founding Fathers were directly influenced by God.
8. The Second Amendment is everything. If you want a bazooka or a personal tank, that's OK. Seriously.
9. Originalism. No Amendments are OK and the Constitution should have never been changed, ever.
10.Full GOP belief system of no unions, RTW, the ACA is socialist etc.
11. The moon landing was fake and all spacecraft landing on other planets are also fake.
12. The speed of light is variable, not constant. This "explains" why stars millions of light years away can't be more than 6,000 years old.
13. Non-whites are inferior.
14. The Bible is literal.
15. Conceal carry, even at home 24/7. He can't carry at the office, which makes him extremely angry.
And on and on. How are we as a country going to unify and conquer Covid-19 with people like this out there? There are a lot of them, and they're ignorant to the point of fomenting rebellion if the GOP and Trump get kicked out of power.

PSA: THIS is what LSD does to your brain!

 

[59 Dano]

Here is my personal example of a Trumper in my RE office.

Of all the people who don't exist, this one doesn't exist the most.

 

[MrFedEx]

PSA: THIS is what LSD does to your brain!

PSA: You are a prime example of Trumptard ignorance. I know you wear it with pride. George Will has referred to November 3rd as a probable "fumigation". Hopefully, he is correct. Carry on, sir.

 

[vantexan]

More knowledge. The virus is spiking and is nowhere near being controlled. The UK and France, among other countries, are going back into lockdowns. The US has the highest number of cases per capita in the world, and approximately 30% of Americans won't even take a future vaccine because they don't believe in the science. We have a president who openly contradicts scientists, epidemiologists, and doctors, even those on Team Trump. He lies to encourage division, discontent, and hatred in order to benefit himself. He is the essence of evil and dishonesty. He opposes Covid testing because he knows that widespread testing would reveal even higher infection rates.

Here is my personal example of a Trumper in my RE office. He is the guy with the Dodge Ram 4x4 with 2 giant flags(1 US and 1 Trump) on the rear bumper. I'm sure you've seen plenty of these "Real Americans" who think they are patriots and Trump is the best president ever.
He believes:
1. God will protect him, so no vaccine.
2. No masks, which don't work according to him. When he goes into a store he wears a partial mask with the nose exposed, and if he is required to wear a full mask, he has one that he has slit with razor blades.
3. God has chosen Trump to be the so-called Divine Monarch, an imperfect vessel God is using as His conduit.
4. The Earth is 6,000 years old.
5. The sea levels aren't rising, but the Earth is.
6. No climate change/global warming.
7. The Constitution is a God-given document, and the Founding Fathers were directly influenced by God.
8. The Second Amendment is everything. If you want a bazooka or a personal tank, that's OK. Seriously.
9. Originalism. No Amendments are OK and the Constitution should have never been changed, ever.
10.Full GOP belief system of no unions, RTW, the ACA is socialist etc.
11. The moon landing was fake and all spacecraft landing on other planets are also fake.
12. The speed of light is variable, not constant. This "explains" why stars millions of light years away can't be more than 6,000 years old.
13. Non-whites are inferior.
14. The Bible is literal.
15. Conceal carry, even at home 24/7. He can't carry at the office, which makes him extremely angry.

And on and on. Scared, angry, and ignorant. If he doesn't get his way on November 3rd, he's already advocated violence in the streets to oppose a "rigged" election. Of course, if Trump wins, it isn't rigged. How are we as a country going to unify and conquer Covid-19 with people like this out there? There are a lot of them, and they're ignorant to the point of fomenting rebellion if the GOP and Trump get kicked out of power.

If you truly believe all of that then you're a walking poster child for knee jerk liberalism that has little basis in fact.

 

[falcon back]

Nah. Trumptards make me angry. After all, 229,000 dead Americans can't be wrong, can they? You seem to know a lot about blow-up dolls, pal. What happened to your old username? Kick you off?

How many of those 229k had terminal conditions before getting the virus? Many state coroners have stated that local laws require them to blame the virus on ANY death when the person had Covid despite the fact they previously had stage 4 cancer, heart failure and many other illnesses that were already fatal.

 

[falcon back]

Cuomo did his own thing in New York and they cant get a handle on the virus. Despite New York shutting down months ago, their cases are out of control. Isnt that Cuomo's fault?

 

[59 Dano]

PSA: THIS is what LSD does to your brain!

I kind of admire him claiming to know 1 single person with all those strange beliefs and expecting anyone to believe him. I live in Trump country and don't know 1 person who believes that the moon landing was faked OR that the speed of light is variable OR that the Bible is literal OR that God sent Trump OR that the Earth is 6000 years old, yet he managed to find ONE person who believes all those things.

People with personality disorders are the last ones to realize that they are horrible liars.

 

[Fred's Myth]

PSA: You are a prime example of Trumptard ignorance. I know you wear it with pride. George Will has referred to November 3rd as a probable "fumigation". Hopefully, he is correct. Carry on, sir.

You post the most ignorant diatribe I’ve heard in years, and then call ME ignorant?

Coming from you, that’s a compliment I suppose.

 

[Working4the1%]

How many of those 229k had terminal conditions before getting the virus? Many state coroners have stated that local laws require them to blame the virus on ANY death when the person had Covid despite the fact they previously had stage 4 cancer, heart failure and many other illnesses that were already fatal.

Yes Doctor. Tell us about the next 170000 to die by February. Of course projections didn’t take into account Republican SUPERSPREADER rallies all across the USA. So we will need to recalculate.