Funniest names you've seen on pkgs

[Old International]

I used to deliver to Jack Craps. Went into his lawnmower shop almost everyday, and had a hell of a time talking to him, and not laughing at his name

 

[filthpig]

Scarlett Weiner
Dick Spore
Erin Coxhead (a real hottie!)
A. Handwerker (is that like a hand JOB?)
Lavoris Smith

 

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Bill Godisak

 

[RUiNed In Trace]

A couple of peaks ago I was on a split and this Korean guy got a bunch of Dells. His name was Yu Hoo. All I can think of right now.

 

[Hedley_Lamarr]

Sheety Pooja. No kidding. Lots of Indians in Edison/Islen NJ...

 

[thebrownbox]

haha today a package for

Mr. Speedy

 

[jds4lunch]

Last week a package came down the sort for Gaye Holiday

 

[Boonebird]

I got one for the record dorkus whipleman

 

[WANNABEABROWNIE]

C. Wong Tong

 

[Storm723]

Here are two funny boxes I have read!

1) The side of the box read...
"my shaft is a woody"

2) Was some kind of Asian box:
On the side of the box someone wrote..(all the words were phenetically spelt like):
"a rot of fings in dis box"

 

[jugbutt2]

Training a new driver years ago, we had a pkg for a lady on a college campus named Poohn Tang.

 

[bugman74]

how about Nan Bacon and Sally Nickels both at the Borgata Casino and I always ask where is Susie Dimes

 

[dilligaf]

I saw this one the other day.. Walter Werstink

 

[UPS GIRL]

Hung Dong pkg went nI3 so I never got to meet him
Lori Hiscock
Mr. Yee Yuk

 

[browniehound]

It's hard to keep a straight face when a woman signs with the last name Greathead.

Was this woman single or did she marry someone named Greathead and took his name? If she did this then that is screwed up.

If you're born with the name there is nothing you can do except legally change it, but to choose to take that name as woman is "daring" to say the least.

Was she good looking at all disney?

 

[filthpig]

Craven Morehead

 

[oakcreekteamie]

Mary Jane Watson.

 

[bellesotico]

Ok..it's not funny I guess..but I thought of BC. I loaded a pkg for MIKE HAWK today...

 

[MonavieLeaker]

Seen a missort yesterday going to Climax Springs,Missouri

 

[Catatonic]

Seen a missort yesterday going to Climax Springs,Missouri

My sister lives in Climax, GA - the highest point on the railroad between Montgomery, AL and Jacksonville, FL.

Climax is also the "home of Swine Time every Saturday after Thanksgiving and they hope everybody comes" (It's on the sign). Also, the Queen is called Ms. Swine Time.

In this area of Southwest Georgia are the cities Hopeful, Mt. Pleasant, Climax and Recovery. That was the route we all tried to take on Friday night dates.