I take the whole week off for my birthday! This job has a way of ruining the holidays, Now they added Thanksgiving to the list!I have to address the B-day day off. A birthday is meaningless for anyone over the age of 12-15. Every single person has a birthday. The likes of Jeffrey Dahmer and Charles Manson all have birthdays. Adam Carolla has hit the nail on the head. We should have an achievement day. A day where you made a big achievement. It would change as you get older if you had bigger achievements. Birthday is just a day your mom squeezed all of us out.
Hoffa has a new achievement day. The day he screwed a good percentage of the union members by forcing a contract.
You can take away my turkey....But not my birthday!