Upstate...I am sure you hate yourself when you look in the mirror, I would too if I were you. BUT that doesn't mean you should demean others who do this job just because you don't like yourself. I have a college degree and left another job to come here. I work to provide for my family, a job at UPS means I can provide more than I could at my other job. Yes I deliver junk to hoarders. I also make damn good money doing so. So do insinuate that those of us who work here are unintelligent - I am very intelligent, that is WHY I work here.
P.S.
Don't pretend you don't know what time Jr. gets up. You know you wake him every morning.