Good Quotes

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It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

During an election year a lot of politicians have a tendency to get free speech confused with cheap talk.

A little bit of powder, a little bit of paint, makes a girl’s complexion seem what it ain’t.

Corduroy pillows - they're making headlines!

The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is probably the day they start making vacuum cleaners

 

[moreluck]

If it weren't for the last minute, I'd never get anything done.

A diploma proves only that you know how to find an answer.

Home is an invention on which no one has yet improved.

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution that everybody can understand. - Colin Powell -

I find I need to procrastinate many times before a chore completely slips my mind.

Soup not only warms you and is easy to swallow and to digest, it also creates the illusion in the back of your mind that Mother is there.

 

[moreluck]

By the time we're ready to admit we've reached middle age, we're beyond it.
Happiness is a place in the middle of too much and too little.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

 

[moreluck]

"Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so." - Bertrand Russell -

I have seen hypocrisy that was so artful that it was good judgement to
Be deceived by it. - H. W. Shaw -

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Montaigne -

 

[cachsux]

 

[bleedinbrown58]

 

[moreluck]

Home is where your story begins.

 

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Quotes about moms......



God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers. ~Jewish Proverb



A mother understands what a child does not say. ~Author Unknown



I remember my mother’s prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life. ~Abraham Lincoln



It would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge. ~Phyllis Diller



Woman in the home has not yet lost her dignity, in spite of Mother’s Day, with its offensive implication that our love needs an annual nudging, like our enthusiasm for the battle of Bunker Hill. ~John Erskine



Women’s Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It’s the men who are discriminated against. They can’t bear children. And no one’s likely to do anything about that. ~Golda Meir



A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest. ~Irish Proverb

 

[moreluck]

I love cats ... Dead ones

I love cats ... They taste just like chicken

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?

I want to be like Barbie, that bitch has everything.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.


Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

Prevent inbreeding: ban country music.

 

[moreluck]

"A house is like a marriage; no matter how old or how new, you will always have to work at it."

 

[moreluck]

I get enough exercise pushing my luck.

Auntie Em- Hate you, hate Kansas, taking dog. Dorothy

If you don't like the news, go out and make your own.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep


I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather ... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

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If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.

Guns don't kill people, postal workers do.

Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

Friends don't let Friends drive Naked.

 

[moreluck]

And I'm proud to be an American,
where at least I know I'm free.
And I won't forget the men who died,
who gave that right to me.

~Lee Greenwood~

 

[moreluck]

If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.


Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie!'... Till you can find a rock.

Sex on television can't hurt you... Unless you fall off.

 

[moreluck]

History, despite its wrenching pain, cannot be unlived, but if faced with courage, need not be lived again.
Maya Angelou


Caring about others, running the risk of feeling, and leaving an impact on people, brings happiness.
Harold Kushner

 

[moreluck]

In the restaurant window: “Eat now – Pay waiter.”


It’s time to stop making the same old mistakes in your life. Get creative. Make some new ones.

Be patient. The longer you wait for me, the sooner I will arrive.


You say ear wax. I say melting brain.

I’d appreciate materialism more if I had money.


Some things are better left unsaid … like those times you criticize me.

 

[moreluck]

Being pretty on the inside doesn't get you free drinks.

Stop kicking yourself...let me do it !!

From now on we're screwing things up my way.

Pleasing everyone is impossible. Pissing everyone off is easy...no brainer.

 

[moreluck]

"I spent 4 years in college. I didn't learn a thing. It was really my own fault. I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology."
~B.J. Novak~