That's some interesting reasoning. Unions "fix prices and restrict competition" sounds like something straight from the Memphis Anti-Union Task Force, aka The BBQ Squad. No, unions allow workers to form a collective voice and power that keeps management honest. No way we can have unions at FedEx without threatening the very survival of the company!! Oh my!! FedEx has union pilots who actually do make industry-leading wages, and they learned that the only countermeasure to Fred's greed was to create the ability to shut him down. Vantexan, Vantexan!! Please come help Dano!!
Were you around when Fred floated the idea of pilots handling packages while they were "off duty"? How do you think that went over? Remember crew vans? Yes, the Gods of The Sky actually had to drive themselves to the hotel and bring themselves back the next day. The union killed those too. Pilots are pretty smart when it comes to taking care of themselves.
Snap-On has nothing on you, except they make quality tools. FedEx tools make Harbor Freight garbage look "quality".