Have Biden and Omar Got It Right?
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Old Man Jingles
Rat out of a cage
I've found my friends,
They're in my head
I'm so ugly, that's okay, 'cause so are you,
Broke our mirrors
Old Man Jingles
Rat out of a cage
El Correcto
god is dead
Who theThis thread reminds me of a lovely poem from my youth by a nappy hoe who went by the pen name, the 'Lady of Rage':
I rock rough and stuff with my afro puffs (Rage!)
Rock on with your bad self
I rock rough and stuff with my afro puffs (Rage!)
Rock on with your bad self
I rock on with my bad self cause it's a must
It's the Lady Of Rage still kicking up dust
So umm, let me loosen up my bra strap
And umm, let me boost ya with my raw rap
Cause I'm-a break it down to the nitty-gritty one time
When it comes to the lyrics I gets busy with mine
Busy as a beaver, ya best believer
This grand diva's runninwith the speed of a cheetah, meet a
Lyrical murderer, I'm servin em like two scoops of chocolate
Check it how I rock it
I'm the one that's throwin bolos, ya better roll a Rolo
To find out I'm the number one solo, uhh
The capital are-A now take it to the G-E
I bring the things to light, but you still can't see me
I flow like a monthly you can't cramp my style
For those that try to punk me, here's a Pamprin child
No need to say mo', check the flow
Rage in effect once mo', so now ya know
I rock rough and stuff with my afro puffs (Rage!)
Rock on with your bad self
I rock rough and stuff with my afro puffs (Rage!)
Rock on with your bad self
Now I'm hittin MC's like Hoo-yu-ken!
Ain't no doubt about it, I'm the undisputed
So what you uhh, wanna do is back on up
I'll tap that butt, wax the cuts, pass the bucks
So put your money on the bread winner
I kick lyrics so dope that the brothers call em head spinners
I got the tongue that has outdone anyone
From the rising to the setting of the sun
Or the moon, I consume the room with doom
When I hear the kick of a 808 bass, poom
Boom, bam, God, damn!
I'm hittin so hard you could say it's a grand, slam, dunk, punks
Get broken off for chunk when they feel the funk
Of the rhythm (fresh) that I give em
Let it hit em, split em, did it now I'm rid of em, yeah
I put that on my unborn kids
Rage in effect so you know how it is
I rock rough and stuff with my afro puffs (Rage!)
Rock on with your bad self
I rock rough and stuff with my afro puffs (Rage!)
Rock on with your bad self
Now ever since my debut, I've continued to lay you
Flat on your back from the raps that I spat, spit
Oh
You can't get with the Rage then tough tit-ty
I pi-ty the fool, that gets
With the lyrical murderer cause my
You wanna get with the wickedness, with that
Big body girl that's kickin it, rippin it apart like Jason
You'll be chasin a dream like Freddy
Are you ready for the cream de la creme?
I'm steam pressuring those who ain't measuring up
I keep competitors stuck
In the muck with they butt up, what you wanna nut up
Like cashew, don't you know that I will mash you? For real,
That's the deal, I'm straight out of Farmville, VA
(So what you gotta say?)
I rock rough and stuff with my afro puffs (Rage!)
Rock on with your bad self
I rock rough and stuff with my afro puffs (Rage!)
Rock on with your bad self
I rock rough and stuff with my afro puffs (Rage!)
Rock on with your bad self
I rock rough and stuff with my afro puffs (Rage!)
Rock on with your bad self
Huh
I am the roughest, roughest, roughest (Say what? Say what?)
I am the toughest, toughest, toughest (Rage!)
I am the roughest, roughest, roughest (Say what? Say what?)
I am the toughest, toughest, toughest (Rage!)
I am the roughest, roughest, roughest (Say what? Say what?)
I am the toughest, toughest, toughest (Rage!)
I am the roughest, roughest, roughest (Say what? Say what? Say what?)
I am the toughest, toughest, toughest (Rage!)
Get with the uh, roughest, roughest
Get with the uh, toughest, toughest (Rage!)
Get with the uh, roughest, roughest (Yeah)
Get with the uh, toughest, toughest (Rage!)
Get with the uh, wickedness, roughest
I am the uh, wickedness (Rage
Yeah, one-nine-nine-four
The indo blow and the grass grow
Snoop Doggy Dogg still don't love a hoe
But you gotta give credit when credit is due
Women back down and bow down to my mother
The Lady Of Rage
She rocks rough and stuff with the Afro Puffs
Handcuffed and she busts
And trick
You know what I'm saying?
Poignant, wasn't it? So vital and so fresh, all these years later, timeless really.
is gonna read that?
LarryBird
Well-Known Member
90's G-Funk rap fans, perhaps. Ever heard of them?Who the
If ya don't know, now ya know,
.But is seriousness, I didn't expect anyone was gonna read it. I just copy and pasted it, after I Google'd 'Lady of Rage - Afro Puffs lyrics', and boom bap. There it was. Here it is.
El Correcto
god is dead
We used to fuss when the landlord dissed usIf ya don't know, now ya know,
No heat wonder why Christmas missed us
Birthdays was the worse days
Now we drink champagne when we thirsty
Damn right I like the life I live
Cause it went from negative to positive
And it’s all good (bad word white people arent allowed to day.)
El Correcto
god is dead
I didn’t have to google lyrics I like the notorious big (bad word white people arent allowed to say.)
LarryBird
Well-Known Member
Dear Mama,
I would not count myself among the fans of the 'Lady of Rage'. Although I still remembered the hook of the borderline hit 'Afro Puffs', from a time back in my misspent youth, the rest of the song wasn't memorable enough that I didn’t need to Google the lyrics for that
.Picture me rollin',
LarryBird
P.S. - Mama, best believe that if it was Big, or Pac, or Chronic/Doggystyle era Dre and Snoop, my lyrical knowledge comes correct, foreal foreal. Put $5 on the $20 sack(pyramid) on this fact, please believe. You and Big Mama know y'all ain't raise up no cornball, cause even though Daddy wasn't there, we still let the needle drop on that wax e'ry Saturday night, and that's 100. Pac taught me how to be a man - that's why I'm screaming Thug Life til I die, yanuhwatimsayin. Wisdom dripped off that young
, homeboy was soaked in that like it be pusillanimous juice or Alizè. Respect.P.P.S. - Damn mama, on some real
, I been spittin' at you like I stuck my face all in Tony's pile, like I'm the bad guy. No joke. So let me slow my roll. Please believe, I'm a get at you soon doe.Larry, out.
El Correcto
god is dead
Dear Mama,
I would not count myself among the fans of the 'Lady of Rage'. Although I still remembered the hook of the borderline hit 'Afro Puffs', from a time back in my misspent youth, the rest of the song wasn't memorable enough that I didn’t need to Google the lyrics for that
Picture me rollin',
LarryBird
P.S. - Mama, best believe that if it was Big, or Pac, or Chronic/Doggystyle era Dre and Snoop, my lyrical knowledge comes correct, foreal foreal. Put $5 on the $20 sack(pyramid) on this fact, please believe. You and Big Mama know y'all ain't raise up no cornball, cause even though Daddy wasn't there, we still let the needle drop on that wax e'ry Saturday night, and that's 100. Pac taught me how to be a man - that's why I'm screaming Thug Life til I die, yanuhwatimsayin. Wisdom dripped off that young
P.P.S. - Damn mama, on some real
Larry, out.
DriveInDriѵeOut
Inordinately Right
LarryBird
Well-Known Member
Y'all going full anti-semite up in this bitch?
That I cannot oblige.
Be forewarned, calls have gone out to the Anti-Defamation League, and the Jewish Defense League. So expect a nasty cease and desist letter, and a small explosive device, respectively, to appear in your mailbox soon. Please note, the JDL may send threatening men in yarmulkas with automatic weapons to your home, in lieu of the explosives, in accordance with the right they reserve, for instances like these.
As a goyim myself, your punishment is not mine to decide. I've only set the wheels in motion with a simple phone call, so don't hold me responsible for whatever wrath the super jews may reign down upon thee.
BrownArmy
Well-Known Member
Heads up, certain people on the forum are congenitally unable to understand sarcasm, proceed accordingly.
Old Man Jingles
Rat out of a cage
Tell me about it ... pretty applies to every post I make in Current Events.
LarryBird
Well-Known Member
Yeah, the last paragraph I typed wasn't initially part of my original post, then I looked it over and thought a small disclaimer at the end may be necessary.
Upon further reflection, I'd like to add that my post was in no way meant to imply or convey a threat, nor to be received by others in a manner that may interpreted as a threat. I did not notify the super jews, however, I cannot rule out the fact that they may have seen your post on their own, and plan to take whatever measures they deem necessary.*
I don't need any phone calls or knocks at my door from the G-men, or any vigilantes associated with the anti-semites in this thread who may seek retribution and/or to impose a vendetta, which they've been tasked to carry out by any of the potential Holocaust deniers I may have crossed here.
שלום or Shalom or Peace (these
s all mean the same thing, according to Google, so I covered all the bases on the language tip - don't want anything to get lost in translation)*(they're very thorough in their internet monitoring, for all manner of slight, perceived or real, against God's chosen, and suffer no fools when actions must be taken [once again, their call, not mine] against hostile goyim who seek to harm or defame them)
DriveInDriѵeOut
Inordinately Right
friend* Israel.Yeah, the last paragraph I typed wasn't initially part of my original post, then I looked it over and thought a small disclaimer at the end may be necessary.
Upon further reflection, I'd like to add that my post was in no way meant to imply or convey a threat, nor to be received by others in a manner that may interpreted as a threat. I did not notify the super jews, however, I cannot rule out the fact that they may have seen your post on their own, and plan to take whatever measures they deem necessary.*
I don't need any phone calls or knocks at my door from the G-men, or any vigilantes associated with the anti-semites in this thread who may seek retribution and/or to impose a vendetta, which they've been tasked to carry out by any of the potential Holocaust deniers I may have crossed here.
שלום or Shalom or Peace (these
*(they're very thorough in their internet monitoring, for all manner of slight, perceived or real, against God's chosen, and suffer no fools when actions must be taken [once again, their call, not mine] against hostile goyim who seek to harm or defame them)
Old Man Jingles
Rat out of a cage
