Hilary Clinton

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moreluck

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Hillary Emergency

A bad day only lasts 24 hours.

Hillary phoned the president's office shortly after midnight. “I need to talk to the president, it’s an emergency!”, exclaimed Hillary.


After some cajoling, the president's assistant agreed to wake him up. “So, what is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?”, grumbled Trump.

“ A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place.”, begged Hillary.

“Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the mortuary.”, replied President Trump.
 
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Given her affirmed allegiance to the New York Yankees, umm I mean the Chicago cubs and given the fact that she can pitch a good fit when needed to, I hope that the Chicago Cubs can LOCK HER UP to a long term contract. A contract , the length of which could be hmmm.. 25 years to life.

And they can hire one of her Secret Service agents to be the catcher so that he can catch her as she faints in response to a blistering 79 degree day at the stadium.

Oh, I crack myself up.
 
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