"How much do you make"

[clean hairy]

Could always baffle them with this answer:
ONE MILLION DOLLARS per year!

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Our driver salaries can be Googled with minimum effort.
Outside of that, I've never asked anyone their salary.
It's in poor taste but then again, these people have a GED and a license so I guess they're future drivers asking employment questions.

I had a lady on my route say...you make good money, my husband should apply there

He is around 65 years old and 300+ pounds


Wtf??

 

[burrheadd]

I would have gone off on that smug pos!

I'd have taken it out on his daughter

 

[wayfair]

I would have gone off on that smug pos!

I liked him up to that point, then I had to dump Daddy's girl...

I could've been @Orion inc. 2.0

 

[Future]

I had a lady on my route say...you make good money, my husband should apply there

He is around 65 years old and 300+ pounds


Wtf??

They will take him!!!

 

[Rack em]

I had a lady on my route say...you make good money, my husband should apply there

He is around 65 years old and 300+ pounds


Wtf??

Last year me and a few friends were at a bar and one of my buddies knew a lady and we all started talking. She asked what I did and I told her I worked for UPS and she instantly wanted to set me up with her daughter. She tried giving me her daughters number even though I have never met her lol, it was super awkward.

 

[wayfair]

Last year me and a few friends were at a bar and one of my buddies knew a lady and we all started talking. She asked what I did and I told her I worked for UPS and she instantly wanted to set me up with her daughter. She tried giving me her daughters number even though I have never met her lol, it was super awkward.

I had a girl on the route last week, ask to marry me for the bene's

 

[Wally]

I dated a chick, whose father was loaded, asked if being a driver was all the potential I had.... lol

I always trained my girls to do a mental interview/review of potential dating material.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I had a girl on the route last week, ask to marry me for the bene's

Just as long as you get some benefits in return.

 

[wayfair]

I always trained my girls to do a mental interview/review of potential dating material.

background checks don't hurt either


we have access to the court system, online docket search here

 

[burrheadd]

I had a girl on the route last week, ask to marry me for the bene's

Was she hot?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Last year me and a few friends were at a bar and one of my buddies knew a lady and we all started talking. She asked what I did and I told her I worked for UPS and she instantly wanted to set me up with her daughter. She tried giving me her daughters number even though I have never met her lol, it was super awkward.

You might have gotten lucky

 

[wayfair]

Just as long as you get some benefits in return.

1st thing I asked was if she had any small children.... can't do that again

 

[wayfair]

Was she hot?

define hot...

like before or after a case of beer???

 

[Wally]

Was she hot?

You tell us?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

1st thing I asked was if she had any small children.... can't do that again

You'll find a good one... she is out there somewhere.

 

[Wally]

 

[Wally]

1st thing I asked was if she had any small children.... can't do that again

Date them and cheat like mad.

 

[Rack em]

You might have gotten lucky

Any person who dates someone based on their job is not someone I want to be with lol

 

[wayfair]

You tell us?

fat girl angle shot...