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[dilligaf]

Allow me to help you off the floor.

(straddling him, this allows me to bend my knees and get the proper stance to reach for his out stretched arms to pull upward.)

oooooppps

(i fell towards him. i should have tested his weight before i made the effort. this is now a team lift......oooohhhhh dilli .... help....)

dilli....help

ahhh...while i am down here...let's smear my lipstick

I'm coming, I'm coming. Damn, ya caught me in the middle of getting undressed and getting ready for bed. Now what do I do? Hell, I'll just grab my robe and hope the tie stays in place.



oooooops, wait a sec. Need to retie. Ok AJ a one and a two and a ........ hey quit that grgr. No wonder my tie won't stay in place. I'm gonna slap your hand.

 

[grgrcr88]

I'm coming, I'm coming. Damn, ya caught me in the middle of getting undressed and getting ready for bed. Now what do I do? Hell, I'll just grab my robe and hope the tie stays in place.



oooooops, wait a sec. Need to retie. Ok AJ a one and a two and a ........ hey quit that grgr. No wonder my tie won't stay in place. I'm gonna slap your hand.

It wont stop me!!

 

[dilligaf]

It wont stop me!!

I really didn't figure it would.

 

[over9five]

Attention Dilli and AJ:

I have puchased two of these for you two. Put them on, I will keep the key.

Merry Christmas!

Ovah

 

[moreluck]

ooooo, check out the spikes on the right.....

 

[over9five]

ooooo, check out the spikes on the right.....

Ouch, didn't see those. What the heck are they for?

 

[cachsux]

Ouch, didn't see those. What the heck are they for?

To keep you from getting too touchy feely.

 

[over9five]

Can you imagine even just walking in one of those? Back in the day, men would put that on their wife while they went away to war! Locksmiths came of age because of chastity belts.

 

[unionman]

I've been posting for a few months now and am currently on my 2nd Avatar.
I'm kind of getting tired of it. I was wondering if anyone had an old Avatar that they're not using anymore that would kinda' fit the Dis-organized Labor BC "style"?
I appreciate any help; especially from my 2727 buddies. I do know SKYKING BIRDMAN's and Cookdaddy Avatars are available.

Oh, is this in the correct Forum???

How about a picture of a donkey cause everybody knows what you are. lol

 

[Dis-organized Labor]

Think I'll try this for a while

 

[moreluck]

I like the "Stallone Kitty" !!

 

[Old International]

AJ-- you can come and unbutton this brown shirt anytime you like.......And since I work for UPS, I come on time......

 

[dilligaf]

AJ-- you can come and unbutton this brown shirt anytime you like.......And since I work for UPS, I come on time......

Do you schedule appointments?

 

[dilligaf]

Think I'll try this for a while

I like the "Stallone Kitty" !!

I agree with More. I love the cat. Of course I have 3 at home so I am probably a little biased.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

I like the "Stallone Kitty" !!

I agree with More. I love the cat. Of course I have 3 at home so I am probably a little biased.

I'm not that fond of cats.

 

[dilligaf]

I'm not that fond of cats.

He looks scary but he really is a pussycat.

 

[Dis-organized Labor]

He looks scary but he really is a pussycat.

pppppppuuuuuuurrrrrrrr

 

[Old Man Jingles]

He looks scary but he really is a pussycat.

Depends on your perspective. To a rat, any cat is a threat.
Don't mean to paint cats badly but -

 

[Dis-organized Labor]

Depends on your perspective. To a rat, any cat is a threat.

Careful there, Mr Jingles. No big prisoners here on BC in the event you get stomped by UPSSOCKS!!

 

[Catatonic]

Careful there, Mr Jingles. No big prisoners here on BC in the event you get stomped by UPSSOCKS!!

I remember a cat named Socks. Wonder if there is a connection.