Well I don't know what to say. I know I'm good but I wish I wasn't that good. I'm sorry you had issues. I hope you nipped that phase of your life in the bud quickly. PeaceI should probably be crystal clear on this.
I peed dirty on a drug test. I was given the option of quitting or being fired so I quit.
I usually just say I was fired because or all intents and purposes, that's what it was.
So LB you caught me. I didn't really get fired after all. I lied to you. Good detective work.