UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
Well-Known Member
Merry Christmas Dave!
You as well.
Merry Christmas Dave!
There a mouse in your pocket?Yes, we are all very tired of your constant sexual innuendo.
Jesus man!It's early. I'm sure their will be many opportunities.
WhateverJesus man!
You forgot Gumby!You as well.
It all started with me learning to play the trombone ....
You have one I can show you my skills on?Word on the street is you know your way around the skin flute
I don't buy the "I am what I eat" excuse so could you please be civil on Christmas day?Nancy is here ? I am unable to see her.
Are you sure you are any different than TOS?in memory of The Other Side , I would like to post the lyrics to two songs from one of ze's favorite radio head .
“Baracka Claus Is Coming to Town”
Baracka Claus is comin’ to town
Baracka Claus is comin’ to town
You better not work
You better not try
Get your hand out
I’m telling you why
Baracka Claus is comin’ to town
Baracka Claus is comin’ to town
Baracka Claus is comin’ to town
If you’re a success
I’m taxin’ you twice
Gonna reverse who’s naughty and nice
Hey!
Baracka Claus is comin’ to town
Baracka Claus is comin’ to town
Baracka Claus is comin’ to town
I’ll pay you just for sleeping
Don’t work, stay home and play
You will care if you’re bad or good
‘Cause if you’re bad you get more cake
So, Republicans watch out
I’m lookin’ real fly
Media shouts ‘We elected our guy’
Hey!
Baracka Claus is comin’ to town
Baracka Claus is comin’ to town
Baracka Claus is comin’ to town
The market’s goin’ down
Why do you have a frown?
And
“Walking in a Welfare Wonderland”
Cell phones ring
Are you listening
Every day
Less are working
A beautiful sight
That offends the Right
Walkin’ in my Welfare Wonderland
Gone away
Is employment
Here to stay
Is your enjoyment
I did it because
Of capitalism’s flaws
Walkin’ in my Welfare Wonderland
In the meadow we can build a snowman
And pretend that he is Parson Brown
He’ll say “Are you married?”
You’ll say “No, man
“I’ll lose my benefits if I ever get tied down”
Later on
You’ll perspire
As you drink
By the fire
With the hobos and clowns
Who wander downtown
Walkin’ in my Welfare Wonderland
Walkin’ in my Welfare Wonderland
Walkin’ in my Welfare Wonderland
Not really When is enough enoughIs it?
When you hear the safe word?Not really When is enough enough
Naughty Ovah! Lol.When you hear the safe word?
Meanwhile I'm helping my daughter tear into her newest art set. So nice.to see their interests branch out from sports and video games.
Be glad it wasn't a makeup kit.Ok...I've had enough of the art kit now!
Oh believe me. I make a BEAUTIFUL princess!Be glad it wasn't a makeup kit.
Princess Sam
I have nothing else to sayOh believe me. I make a BEAUTIFUL princess!
I do. Being home all weekend with the family has been wonderful.I have nothing else to say