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newolddude

Well-Known Member
Not if you're only Catholic as a convenience.

Do you follow the church in all its teachings, or only when it is saying the things you want to hear?
Yes. We all do because none of us lives by every last word in the Bible.

Do you eat shrimp, lobster, crab etc?
Do you wear clothes made of blended fabric?
Do you eat pork?
Do you make your wife live in a tent outside/away from you for a week every 28 days?
Have you ever worked on a Sunday?
Ever sold one of your daughters off? Because the only thing is you better make sure you got a fair price.
 

BadIdeaGuy

Moderator
Staff member
Yes. We all do because none of us lives by every last word in the Bible.

Do you eat shrimp, lobster, crab etc?
Do you wear clothes made of blended fabric?
Do you eat pork?
Do you make your wife live in a tent outside/away from you for a week every 28 days?
Have you ever worked on a Sunday?
Ah.

Seafood is acceptable, therefore let us also kill babies.

Got it.
 

DriveInDriveOut

Inordinately Right
Yes. We all do because none of us lives by every last word in the Bible.

Do you eat shrimp, lobster, crab etc?
Do you wear clothes made of blended fabric?
Do you eat pork?
Do you make your wife live in a tent outside/away from you for a week every 28 days?
Have you ever worked on a Sunday?
Oooookay so you have zero knowledge about Christianity. Carry on.
 

newolddude

Well-Known Member
Seafood is acceptable,
“These you may eat, of all that are in the waters. Everything in the waters that has fins and scales, whether in the seas or in the rivers, you may eat. But anything in the seas or the rivers that does not have fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you. You shall regard them as detestable; you shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall detest their carcasses. Everything in the waters that does not have fins and scales is detestable to you.

Leviticus 11:9-12

 

Fred's Myth

Nonhyphenated American
“These you may eat, of all that are in the waters. Everything in the waters that has fins and scales, whether in the seas or in the rivers, you may eat. But anything in the seas or the rivers that does not have fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you. You shall regard them as detestable; you shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall detest their carcasses. Everything in the waters that does not have fins and scales is detestable to you.

Leviticus 11:9-12

That is the Old Covenant, God's Promise to His Chosen People.
Jesus fulfilled that Covenant, and replaced it.
"“This cup is the new covenant in my blood, which is poured out for you." Luke 22:20

Unless you are Jewish, and wish to continue living in darkness.
 

UnionStrong

Sorry, but I don’t care anymore.
Yes. We all do because none of us lives by every last word in the Bible.

Do you eat shrimp, lobster, crab etc?
Do you wear clothes made of blended fabric?
Do you eat pork?
Do you make your wife live in a tent outside/away from you for a week every 28 days?
Have you ever worked on a Sunday?
Ever sold one of your daughters off? Because the only thing is you better make sure you got a fair price.
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DriveInDriveOut

Inordinately Right
“These you may eat, of all that are in the waters. Everything in the waters that has fins and scales, whether in the seas or in the rivers, you may eat. But anything in the seas or the rivers that does not have fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you. You shall regard them as detestable; you shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall detest their carcasses. Everything in the waters that does not have fins and scales is detestable to you.

Leviticus 11:9-12

Are you pretending to be Jewish now?
Or have you just not gotten to the second half of the Bible yet? Keep reading buddy.

SMH.
 

vantexan

Well-Known Member
“These you may eat, of all that are in the waters. Everything in the waters that has fins and scales, whether in the seas or in the rivers, you may eat. But anything in the seas or the rivers that does not have fins and scales, of the swarming creatures in the waters and of the living creatures that are in the waters, is detestable to you. You shall regard them as detestable; you shall not eat any of their flesh, and you shall detest their carcasses. Everything in the waters that does not have fins and scales is detestable to you.

Leviticus 11:9-12

Jesus said it isn't what goes into a man's mouth that defiles him but what comes out of it. Talking about eating forbidden food for all you pervs.
 

MORS HOSTIBUS

Well-Known Member
From the halls of prestigious Princeton University (a sample):

“Your dog or whatever else it is can show you when he or she wants to engage in a certain kind of contact.”
 
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