Remember when we used to be in the business of delivering packages? Now we're in the business of covering our asses.
Exactly. In the mutual admiration society that is FedEx, nobody dares speak up against the idiocy coming from MEM. You cannot question the infallible gods there, because to do so means an instant end to your career. They don't want solutions to the dysfunction...they want reports that will justify what is happening. Pass the blame downhill until it can get no lower, and then make more excuses.
The level of dysfunction now is so extreme that their Sacred Cow, the stock price, will soon be threatened. Managers and couriers alike are jumping-ship, and the retards left running the circus can't even shovel the elephant

correctly. It's sad, but funny at the same time.
Right now, MT3, Fred, and Dave are making the holiday party circuit...while Rome burns down around them.