Me day

[TooTechie]

Did you shave?

Shaved, browned up and brought a polo shirt

 

[TooTechie]

Pitch the ticket stubs and pay with cash.

Thats the plan

 

[TooTechie]

Do you have an iPhone your wife can track?

Nope, android w/location turned off and she has no login info to anything.

 

[Brownslave688]

Make sure to bitch about a few customers.

 

[Operational needs]

And don't forget I watch the movies on Netflix as soon as they're on there, so if you slip up and talk about them it won't arouse suspicions.

 

[over9five]

Forget all that.
You are the MAN. Tell the beeyotch that you are going out for the day without her.
Good luck.

 

[Operational needs]

Forget all that.
You are the MAN. Tell the beeyotch that you are going out for the day without her.
Good luck.

You're wife's not home is she???

Hi Ovah. How you doing?

 

[over9five]

You're wife's not home is she???

Hi Ovah. How you doing?

Shh, jeez quiet! She's right in the next room....

 

[Operational needs]

Forget all that.
You are the MAN. Tell the beeyotch that you are going out for the day without her.
Good luck.

Anyway, why you trying to get the man all puffed up and he'll go home with that "I'm the MAN!" attitude and get himself in trouble. Lol.

 

[cosmo1]

Do you have an iPhone your wife can track?

Settings>Privacy>Location Services>Off


Boom!

 

[rod]

And you call yourself men? I'm ashamed of you all for running scared----tell her you need a "me" day and then do it.

I'm 2 days into a "me" week and a half

 

[Operational needs]

And you call yourself men? I'm ashamed of you all for running scared----tell her you need a "me" day and then do it.

I'm 2 days into a "me" week and a half

You left out the part about her going out of town to visit a friend. Lol.

 

[rod]

You left out the part about her going out of town to visit a friend. Lol.

You just had to go and spoil my attempt at causing trouble here----didn't you.

 

[Operational needs]

You just had to go and spoil my attempt at causing trouble here----didn't you.

Hey, I was just helping @TooTechie out. Poor man just wanted an innocent, drama free day to himself. Altho he didn't say if the massage was going to include a happy ending or not. Lol.

 

[over9five]

Hey, I was just helping @TooTechie out. Poor man just wanted an innocent, drama free day to himself. Altho he didn't say if the massage was going to include a happy ending or not. Lol.

What other reason is there to get a massage?

 

[Brownslave688]

Hey, I was just helping @TooTechie out. Poor man just wanted an innocent, drama free day to himself. Altho he didn't say if the massage was going to include a happy ending or not. Lol.

Oh. I thought that's what he meant by massage.

 

[Operational needs]

What other reason is there to get a massage?

Well I dont know about y'all perverts, but I get one to relieve tension and relax my muscles. And because it feels good.

 

[Operational needs]

Oh. I thought that's what he meant by massage.

Maybe he did.

 

[Brownslave688]

Well I dont know about y'all perverts, but I get one to relieve tension and relax my muscles. And because it feels good.

Ummmmmmmmm



Sounds like a happy ending

 

[Operational needs]

Ummmmmmmmm



Sounds like a happy ending

I've only ever had one of those from a home massage.