1BROWNWRENCH
Amatuer Malthusian
Good motivation for home ownership.
I don't use one.If you wear earplugs, how do you hear your alarm?
Use your phone and put it on the bed.If you wear earplugs, how do you hear your alarm?
Golden showers?So can I tape you up and do whatever I want?
Hmmmm....Use your phone and put it on the bed.
Apartment neighbors motivated me to buy a house.Good motivation for home ownership.
Apartment neighbors motivated me to buy a house.
Slash their tiresBorrow a ladder from a friend. Another idea is go to a local dog park and collect as much poop as possible ( or save your own) and "open" their car and fill it with crap
If you want to be uncreative I guess you could do thatSlash their tires
I would start with something more like Vaseline on the windshield and door handles.If you want to be uncreative I guess you could do that
Believe me, I can't wait to buy a house. But right now I am low on seniority and not even half way through progression so I can't afford a house. Probably gonna take me another 3 years where I feel comfortable signing a 30 year commitment.Good motivation for home ownership.
That hasn't worked as I said I've tried before. They wouldn't even open the door for the cops at 4:45 in the morning so why would they open the door for me?I prefer the direct approach:
Knock on door----"Hi, I am your downstairs neighbor. I am having a hard time sleeping due to all of the noise down here. Please keep it down or I will be forced to call the police. Thank you."
I couldn't wait to buy a house either. Not all it was cracked up to be. Back to renting for another 4-5 years.Believe me, I can't wait to buy a house. But right now I am low on seniority and not even half way through progression so I can't afford a house. Probably gonna take me another 3 years where I feel comfortable signing a 30 year commitment.
I am 100% ready. A nice 4 bedroom home in my city is only about 200k so my mortgage payments wont be too much more than the rent I'm paying now. I'll just have to get cable, internet, etc.I couldn't wait to buy a house either. Not all it was cracked up to be. Back to renting for another 4-5 years.