New uniform policy

[P£INinY0uR***UnionGuy8564]

I'll cut my 6-in beard off and I'm going to grow dreadlocks

Rasta exemption?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Rasta exemption?

Exactly

 

[542thruNthru]

It's a subspecies. Of course you wouldn't know that. SMH.

Don't give me that subspecies crap.

 

[Ou812fu]

@sailfish wouldn't mind.

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The fact that you pulled that up so easy, says something. Lol

 

[Ou812fu]

The whole beard thing came to be because Big Carol was afraid of being called racist by certain groups that claimed beards-scary hair were necessary due to their skin color. She folded faster than a poker player with a nothingburger hand!

Others suddenly claimed shaving to be medically some sort of issue. Nothing a stubble shaver couldn't cure.

Look at the date beards were allowed, and then look at the date the lawsuit was done. That isn't a coincidence.

 

[Coldworld]

Exactly

Those socks are so stupid...sorry brown

 

[Coldworld]

I'll cut my 6-in beard off and I'm going to grow dreadlocks

Carol know about this?

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

The fact that you pulled that up so easy, says something. Lol

I'm not on the hunt for it like @sailfish, but if some clussy happened to fall into my lap, I'd be interested.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Carol know about this?

Perhaps

 

[R1wonder]

“ performance” socks … do they make me go fast faster? My 6 yr old daughter has shoes that make her go faster. I wonder if these are the same

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

“ performance” socks … do they make me go fast faster? My 6 yr old daughter has shoes that make her go faster. I wonder if these are the same

If these socks aren't made by P.friend. Flyer they're full of .

 

[over9five]

“ performance” socks … do they make me go fast faster? My 6 yr old daughter has shoes that make her go faster. I wonder if these are the same

Don't wear the performance socks with the performance shoes. You will break the space-time continuum.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Don't wear the performance socks with the performance shoes. You will break the space-time continuum.

Somebody has to break the warp speed barrier

 

[BadIdeaGuy]

Somebody has to break the warp speed barrier

Sure as heck won't be me.

 

[oldngray]

Sure as heck won't be me.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Sure as heck won't be me.

40 Year Old Virgin




Maybe break the speed barrier go into the bathroom

 

[Brownwind]

Don't wear the performance socks with the performance shoes. You will break the space-time continuum.

Best post in a while

 

[KearsargeCoop]

What, no backwards hat update? Ridiculous

 

[Coldworld]

What, no backwards hat update? Ridiculous

Don't forget the earbud(s).

 

[KearsargeCoop]

Don't forget the earbud(s).

Was recently in Arkansas on vacation and saw the local UPS driver delivering a dense commercial area with two ear buds in and hat on backwards.
Professionalism!