New uniform policy

[burrheadd]

Was recently in Arkansas on vacation and saw the local UPS driver delivering a dense commercial area with two ear buds in and hat on backwards.
Professionalism!

He’s most likely married to his cousin. Don’t be to hard on him

 

[Brownisbrown]

What are we gonna do about no shave November though???

 

[Commercial Inside Release]

What are we gonna do about no shave November though???

Better check that the ladies are shaving, too.

 

[Coldworld]

Better check that the ladies are shaving, too.

We want all of the brown bettys to have Brazilian bikini lines...isn't that in the new uniform rules?

 

[P£INinY0uR***UnionGuy8564]

We want all of the brown bettys to have Brazilian bikini lines...isn't that in the new uniform rules?

Idk but it should be

 

[Coldworld]

Idk but it should be

Yes..I believe so

 

[P£INinY0uR***UnionGuy8564]

Yes..I believe so

Let's make a petition on change.org

 

[SorryLazyPOS]

I don't know why black undershirts weren't always acceptable to begin with. That was dumb as hell. White or brown shirt but socks had to be black or brown.

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Kind of dumb now. I remember during orientation hr said the company had done a great job of trademarking the color brown -_-

 

[PreTrippin’]

So are they going to measure my beard?

 

[P£INinY0uR***UnionGuy8564]

So are they going to measure my beard?

Yes, with a tape measure.

 

[PreTrippin’]

Yes, with a tape measure.

lol.

 

[Just A UPS Guy]

So are they going to measure my beard?

TT is going to personally measure it with his johnson.

 

[PreTrippin’]

TT is going to personally measure it with his johnson.

It’s not long enough.