upschuck
Well-Known Member
When they get older, they get a little chewyI like Tic Tac's
When they get older, they get a little chewyI like Tic Tac's
Who cares?I like Tic Tac's
Me. I doWho cares?
Like candy canes?When they get older, they get a little chewy
I have one question... Are your ramblings thoughts swirling around your brain that you release here, or do you actually talk like this to people?I have more demons in my head than the emperor has legions.
Here's to me telling them to shut the friend up.
"Momma put my guns to the ground, I can't shoot them anymore"
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No wonder an audit was never done on the federal reserve system.....
Kentucky traded Fort Knox for the best damn whiskey gold can buy!
There be gold in them there bottles I tells ya!
Woot Woot!
Everyone in the club gett'n jiggy wit it now, gett'n jiggy with it now.
Welcome to paradise city ladies and gentlemen! Let's get this party started. Let's get more retarded!
T minus..... any freaking minute!
Implement phase three!!!
Turn Florida into an underwater resort!
Name it, "The Missing Atlas"
Cocaine Cowboys better get their scuba gear together!
Nevermind, the Coast Guard, and CIA ran them out of business...
After all, who wants to go to the mall, spending your hard earned drug money, buying crap made in third world countries made by slave labor, when your really thinking about is.... "is today the day I get my guts plastered on the mall wall"......
I have jokes too....
But instead of laughing,
you're now pewking.
YuckLike candy canes?
Yes.I have one question... Are your ramblings thoughts swirling around your brain that you release here, or do you actually talk like this to people?
Good afternoon dear friend.Me. I do
What am I, chopped liver?Good afternoon dear friend.
Gummy bears. I can kill a bag of those.Like candy canes?
Yes.What am I, chopped liver?
I don't really like them either. One of the freaks I work with loves themYuck
I like worms more than the bearsGummy bears. I can kill a bag of those.
Only 85¢ at Aldi's.
Sounds like a real crackpot.I don't really like them either. One of the freaks I work with loves them
Because they are penis shaped?I like worms more than the bears
Afternoon pal.Good afternoon dear friend.
I heard you was on vacation?Afternoon pal.
No, my boys like them.Because they are penis shaped?
Doing too much work while off. Can't wait to get some rest next weekI heard you was on vacation?