Nothingness Fluff ,part 2

[rod]

Did I mention she's not a spitter?

I know

 

[burrheadd]

I have a dealership that has an old time soda jerk machine. I AM GOING TO STEAL IT!

I bought an old time sno-cone machine at an auction. Gonna rig it up to margarita sno-cones

 

[Brownslave688]

I know

I heard your wife invited the grandkids back already

 

[rod]

I heard your wife invited the grandkids back already

If it was up to my wife the grandkids would live here.

 

[rod]

Did I mention she's not a spitter?

Did you ever get a bj in a UPS truck while driving down the highway? I did

 

[Brownslave688]

Did you ever get a bj in a UPS truck while driving down the highway? I did

Ahhh the good old days.


No I'd like to keep my job.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Did you ever get a bj in a UPS truck while driving down the highway? I did

Nope. Can't be on the ejaculating in travel report....

 

[rod]

Ahhh the good old days.


No I'd like to keep my job.

The 1st 5 years or so we were more or less on our own. Our center manager had 2 centers and lived where the other one was. We NEVER saw him on Mon. or Fridays. Usually it was tues. wed. or wed. thurs. We had NO supervisors--only a lead driver who was just as much of an outlaw as the rest of us. We all could have been fired---many times over.

 

[cosmo1]

View attachment 94147 Ham, Salami, Bacon, 3 types of cheese.....

And every possible type of cholesterol.

 

[rod]

And every possible type of cholesterol.

But thanks to the miracles of modern medicine and the statin family of drugs not as big as worry as it used to be.

 

[cosmo1]

But thanks to the miracles of modern medicine and the statin family of drugs not as big as worry as it used to be.

Ron's just hoping his 'supplements' will save him.

 

[Orion inc.]

View attachment 94147 Ham, Salami, Bacon, 3 types of cheese.....

You're going to need triple bypass surgery soon between that and the roids and beer.


It's like you want to die fast, don't you?

 

[BakerMayfield2018]

You're going to need triple bypass surgery soon between that and the roids and beer.


It's like you want to die fast, don't you?

You only live once brohammer.

 

[Orion inc.]

You only live once brohammer.

@Brownslave688 and I will give your eulogy, don't worry.

We will leave out the parts about Asian midget hookers, promise.

 

[rod]

You're going to need triple bypass surgery soon between that and the roids and beer.


It's like you want to die fast, don't you?

My younger brother who has lived the life of Tibeten Monk, eats basically nothing but rabbit food, hasn't probably had 10 cigarettes in his life and very very seldom may have ONE beer had to had quadruple bypass surgery a couple of years ago. I also had an Aunt who never had a cigarette in her life die at 32 years old from lung cancer. Sometimes the cards are just stacked against you.

 

[rod]

@Brownslave688 and I will give your eulogy, don't worry.

We will leave out the parts about Asian midget hookers, promise.

Don't do that. Funny eulogies are the best

 

[Operational needs]

Good morning, Fluffers!

 

[oldngray]

 

[Brownslave688]

 

[moreluck]